DEALING WITH UK HOUSEHOLD 2011 CENSUS THE EASY WAY(VIRAL)
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I pay my rent, council tax, tv license, parking, NI, Tax, car tax, fuel prices, over inflated rip off food prices, water rates, escalated and pocket theiving gas and electricity prices yet I get a letter saying if I don't fill in a form telling them (even more) the ins and outs of a cow's asshole in the Census that I will be fined £1,000 and possible jail ? facists.
What fucking services ? I don't even get afree bin bag through my door
fuck them up their asses, they can drop dead, pisstakers.
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I've just had to apply for yet another form to be sent. Bugger, I keep losing them. Scatterbrained so-and-so sometimes, me. The lockheed doorknocker just gave us a laugh trying to get 'heavy', we told him to come back in a couple weeks and he, by now red faced, says 'no, I'll be back in two days'.
That suits us, we won't be here.
I expect we'll bugger up the form again or something a few times yet. We're hopeless at this shit. Made a total arse of the online version. Damn, this is tricky.
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so fucking funny all that money on paper for info they know already could have been used so much wiser
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@Keith2855 fool
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good for you m8!!! if you think this countrys great then im ben turpin. youve obviously been born with a spoon in your mouth. they wont be getting one of me as ive already sent mine in already. ive already told you that.
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doubt it!!! they didnt hound me for the one 10 years ago. they just try scare moungering you.
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@huggy176 You tod them???? they will keep on sending you census forms until they receive it, it's also a crime. I hope the powers that be smack you to hell. Every year I look forward to receiving my census form, it's my way of helping this country stay great.
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@Keith2855 Who wants to be a useless fat cunt who spends all his time complaining but accomplishes nothing?
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@HoosierMF Arsehead, who wants to be a sand nigger?
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@edtheball69 paranoid arsehead.
This achieves nothing? Trying to pass this off as useful information. How does this help towards a civilised, prosperous and harmonious society or community? The National Census has been around a lot longer than this fool. Is it perhaps the form was too complicated for you? I've been doing some research. A non-sovereign and tax free state beckons you. It's called Labuan (a small island off the coast of Malaysia) I'm sure they'll love to have you while the British people stay and fix up society.
TheS7D 4 months ago
@TheS7D
your masers becon you to be loyal fill in your forms do as your told comply you are a slave to the government who serve the bankers so stay following the sheeple and dont rock the boat give everything you have to your masters including all the informaion they demand you are a part of a corrupt system stay there I am free of it.
edtheball69 4 months ago
i threw my census in the bin and tod them i posted it. how they gonna prove i didnt? lol
huggy176 6 months ago
@huggy176
they will come try get you to fill another, remember this the census is a live stock management head count the same any farmer has the herd needs to be counted then the farmer can borrow money on the back of his catle your rulers borrow off the backl of the people they tell the loan shark that you will be forced to increase your yield and recieve less in return your queen (farmer) sells your services and taxes you for eating etc that pays back the sharks with interest.
edtheball69 6 months ago