A**-Hole on the Beach! Key of Awesome #45

Mark's Labor Day on the beach is interrupted by some beach offenders!

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LYRICS

MARK
Douchebag on the Beach who brought a guitar
A-hole on the Beach smoking a cigar
Drunk girl on the beach who thinks that she's at a bar

DRUNK GIRL
Class of 2012

MARK
All you beach offenders out there you know you are

DRUNK GIRL
Party People in the house tonight bleaaaaaah

MARK
White trash family who's sitting too close
Inbred family your children are gross
You never secure your umbrella. yeah there it goes

REDNECK
Git the umbrella Shane! The wind done swept er up again!

MARK
Why do humans always ruin what I love the most?

Beach goer who gets stabbed by the umbrella
Ahhhhhhhh my stomach

REDNECK
Oh no! Why does this always happen?

MARK
Teen mom who won't keep an eye on her kid
I hope he gets eaten by a giant squid
Long Island ladies engaging in loud conversations

LI LADY
You know I can't eat that because of my Vaginal rejuvenation surgery. Four abortions?

MARK
I don't need to hear all about your old operations

LI LADY
I have to have it drained twice a week. You wanna see?

MARK
A-hole with a metal detector
Your T- shirt says bikini inspector
Sand castle pervert is making six foot dong

SANDCASTLE PERVERT
This is my masterpiece!

MARK
Cholo on the beach who brought his pet snake
I think we can agree that was a mistake
Stupid brat with crackers attracting nasty seagulls
Old man in a speedo everyone can see your old balls

OLD MAN
Would you mind putting some sunscreen on my the back of my thighs?

MARK
Douchebags in the ocean get ready to run
Excuse me fisherman can I borrow your chum
Now I'll just sit back and wait for the sharks to come
Watching douchebags swim for their lives is just good clean fun

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[MrLegoGuy77]

THUMBS UP FOR HUNGER GAMES!!!!!!!!!!

[ilovecuppycakes99]

:O You're reading Hunger Games!!!!! xD That's the best bookevar!

[KaitlynComeau]

Oh my god The Hunger Games rock !!!!!!!!!!!!

[merf90]

Psycho on the beach who kills everyone.

[KaitoRouge777]

brooklyn ! <3 :)

[malladosenica]

is this a parody of something or a original song

[XxSockMonkeysxX]

...no they didnt just rip off Party Rock Anthem >:O

[carrins22]

1:01 go long island!!!!!!!!!!



[TheSnuffy1994]

Wow! This vid took over one year to make? /watch?v=9hckAdE4xxM&feature=l­ist_related&playnext=1&list=AV­GxdCwVVULXcYYLxDvDLeTt54Nlcxnk­vk

[hellokittysmile88903]

Have you actually read the hunger games? I read all of the book, totally lobe them!

[MrCoaforever]

HOW MANY PEOPLE DO YOU HAVE WORKING FOR YOU AND COMEING UP WITH YHIS STUFF??