That Sucks: People

Between vegans, Dr. Phil, and people who hand-feed wild bears, there sure are a lot of sucky people in this world.

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[bertolt81]

The bear thing is great :)

[meatspinner1989]

female stand up comedians suck.

[Aerosmithrockr1]

Um yah that pizza better fucking run, but not to fast, that wouldn't be fair.

[IfIonlyHaddaBrain]

@meatspinner1989 At least they're doing something. What's your contribution to society?

[GodFatherCVI]

@roboptions Best roommate ever

[GodFatherCVI]

@roboptions I was off to my second year of college and would be sharing a room with two other guys, Greg and Anthony. I was excited to see who would be my roommates.

[GodFatherCVI]

@roboptions When I walked into my dorm room for the first time, I heard "Are you Anthony?" coming from someone with his back toward me storing things in the closet. "Close, I'm Bob." He dropped the box on the floor and walked over to me and introduced himself as Greg. "Fifty-fifty chance, figured I'd take a shot. It's nice to meet you."

[GodFatherCVI]

@roboptions "I wonder when Anthony's supposed to get here?" I wondered aloud. "I'd like to know too. We’re from the same home town and went to high school together. He never said anything to me about it, I only got one really short e-mail from him all summer."

[GodFatherCVI]

@roboptions Just then another guy came walking through the door. "Waz up roommies?" said the guy who had to be Anthony. "What's going on?" "Unpacking our shit. What do you think we’re doing?" said Greg.

[GodFatherCVI]

@roboptions We finished putting our personals away and then head to the dinning room for super. We would figure out the sleeping situation later; there were a single bed and a bunk bed. It was decided that Anthony would sleep in the single and Greg and I in the bunk bed with me on the bottom and Greg on top. We were tired and decided to hit the sack early so stripped down to our underwear and got into bed.

[GodFatherCVI]

@roboptions I barely paid attention to the other guys stripping to their underwear although I thought I caught a glimpse of Greg looking over at Anthony. As Greg climbed up into his bunk I thought I saw a little movement in the bulge in his jockeys but that wasn't very likely

[GodFatherCVI]

@roboptions Over the next month, we got used to one another's schedules. I resumed mt jackoff schedule, too, after the first few nights. Anthony was pretty quick to fall asleep, plus he snored, and I discovered that as long as I was quiet and discreet,