R. Kelly Trapped In The Closet Spoof/Parody

MadTv's Spoof of R. Kelly's trapped in the closet videos. Its called "Trapped in the cupboard".

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LYRICS
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It's early in the morning.
I'm just waking up.
I got a rumble in my belly
I am R. Kelly.
A voice calls out "hey baby"
My woman comes in the scene.
I think ooh! damn girl I wish you were 13.
She says "here's your eggs and bacon; for your mornin' waking".
She says "I love you baby, last night I wasn't faking".
I said "here listen up I gotsta to keep it real.
This food it sure look good but bitch I want my cereal".
So I put on my clothes; I can't believe these hoes
In to the kitchen I goes. "Bitch I need my cheerios".
Now I'm so damn mad I can hardly sing.
I says what.. she says what.. I says what.. she says I didn't say anything
I say you just wait here I'll get it my own damn self.
The box is right where I left it it's on the middle shelf.
She asks what about your cinnamon bun.
That's when I pulled out my gun.
Something's going on in here, I'm going to get to the bottom of this one.
So I go to the cupboard. She says don't go to the cupboard.
I say why what's in the cupboard.
Who said anything about the cupboard?
You standing right in front of the cupboard.
Oh is this the cupboard.
Girl you know that's the cupboard
And that's when I opened the cupboard and my box was empty empty empty.


Chapter 34
Well here I am at the grocery store. Got my cheerios and some milk to pour.
I usually get 2% but now I'm gonna try soy. I need my proteins I am a growing boy.
A woman in front of me got all these coupons.
I said bitch do you really need 5 cents off that grey poupon.
The cashier says hey aren't you?
I say yes keep it down
He says mc hammer
I say I'll bust you in your fucking mouth.
He says please chill out man...there's no price in my hand
I got to do a price check and I know Mr Hammer you'll understand.
I said the 2 for 1... what's wrong with this place.
Should we handle this the Christian way; I'll shoot you in your fucking face.
And then he looked at me and he screams security.
I say oh brother please. Cereal is all I need.
See I went to my cupboard. He said don't start with the cupboard.
I say you should've seen my cupboard.
He says I don't have time for all that I am a grocery store clerk not your therapist.
So I called up my lady. Said I'm coming home Baby.
She said do you miss me. Then I heard the rice crispies crispies crispies.

Chapter 189

So I'm driving home. I just can't understand she didn't buy my cheerios she bought her own brand.
I'm about to go O Jay.
Yall know what I mean.
I raced home in a prop car in front of a green screen,
I bust in the house, she says "I know what you're thinking.
That's not crackle pop you heard was just pop rocks and coke I'm drinking".
Coke. That's all I could say was hoe. "Tell me hoe then what the fuck are these rice crispy crumbs doing in this bowl"
I said that's it, I'm gonna end this video,
And then the door bust down and in bust the po po.
I said hey officer what's the problem you people
He cited threes times today I pulled my gun out on innocent people.
I made a dash for the cupboard, tried to hide in the cupboard
They pulled me out of the cupboard.
I said look cop you can't take me away because I have six more of these videos to make to complete my urban opera.
So here we are now at the end of the story
And I'm going to jail
This time not for statutory-tory-tory

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• R
• Kelly
• Spoof
• MadTv
• Comedy
• Parody
• Trapped
• In
• The
• Cupboard
• Closet
• Funny

[Shadowlooker12]

Mad T.V seriously comes up with some of the most hilarious things for no reason.

[Dack3000]

"i usually get 2% but now I'm gonna try soy. I need my proteins I am a growing boy." lol. l0ve dis vid

[hudsonaable]

their two for one his expresion on his face was so fuuny

[denisecrew1]

minus the cursing this was pretty good. funny and lol

[TheAyu0S]

made a dash to the cupboard, tried the hide in the cupboard~

[abacusyou]

I want some cheerios now

[ThaMysteryMask]

lmaooo fuckin awesome

[mermaidmelodylilnike]

this is so freakin funny, i swear i jusy wet myself

[MultiMasterjake]

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[Jayg560]

FUNNY!!!!!!! i got a rumble in my belly im r kelly. Bitch i need my cereal

[Nonnabii]

not funny