Gimme a Slice

A hip-hop tribute to Mother Nature's perfect food....

Get the t-shirt at http://skreened.com/blukoi/gimme-a-slice

The world today is so complicated
I got so much to do, it gets me so frustrated
One problem that we share whether fat or thinner
With so little time, what do you do for dinner?

You need something quick, and something hot
Something delicious and nutritious that will hit the spot
So if youre really hungry, you can eat a lot
Or you can just eat a little if youre really not

I dont know how to cook, but I gotta make a rhyme
Even if I could cook, I dont have the time
And you cant eat out or order in every night
You need something tasty that will treat your wallet right.

Gimme a slice! Gimme a slice!
A slice would be nice! Gimme a slice!
I didnt like Bo Bice what? I like Jerry Rice what?
What about Mike Tice what? Gimme a slice!
Gimme a slice! Gimme a slice!
A slice would be nice! Gimme a slice!
I crack jokes like Dice what? I dont have head lice what?
I roll like Miami Vice what? Gimme a slice!

Its Mother Natures perfect food
It always puts me in a good mood
Its got all six food groups in the pyramid
You dont think so? Yo, lemme school ya, kid!

Ya got crust for your grain, cheese for your dairy
Tomato sauce is fruit yo, thats kinda scary!
Your toppings take care of your veggies and your meat
And the whole things phat yo, your pyramids complete!

So dont let em tell you different
Just down a slice and then pop a breath mint
So what if it gives you a little bit of gas?
You can take your health food and shove it up your.

Gimme a slice! Gimme a slice!
A slice would be nice! Gimme a slice!
I didnt like Bo Bice what? I like Jerry Rice what?
What about Mike Tice what? Gimme a slice!
Gimme a slice! Gimme a slice!
A slice would be nice! Gimme a slice!
I crack jokes like Dice what? I dont have head lice what?
I roll like Miami Vice what? Gimme a slice!

No, its not just for dinner, either.
Need a nice hot lunch? GIMME A SLICE!
Got an afternoon pang? GIMME A SLICE!
Need a midnight snack? GIMME A SLICE!
Need a hangover helper? GIMME A SLICE!
What kinda slice you like? Plain cheese
What kinda slice you like? I like mushroom
My heart belongs to pepperoni

The perfect slice is a privilege to munch
With the first bite, the crust greets your teeth with a crunch
And then you taste the sauce, and then you feel the cheese
Its enough to make a man go wobbly in the knees

Its a pleasure that they treasure all around the globe
Everyones got pizza on their frontal lobe
In Brazil, they like their slices topped with green peas
In Pakistan, its curry. Seriously? Please.

In Russia they like seafood on their slices
Tuna, salmon man, I wonder what the price is
In Japan, they put eel on it thats too much
But they get it right in Holland with the Double Dutch
(Thats double meat, double cheese, and double onion nice)

Gimme a slice! Gimme a slice!
A slice would be nice! Gimme a slice!
I didnt like Bo Bice what? I like Jerry Rice what?
What about Mike Tice what? Gimme a slice!
Gimme a slice! Gimme a slice!
A slice would be nice! Gimme a slice!
I crack jokes like Dice what? I dont have head lice what?
I roll like Miami Vice what? Gimme a slice!

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• MC Howie
• pizza
• slice
• rap
• comedy
• spoof
• venga productions

[coffeecake8]

u peeps deserve better then like 2000 viewers so im gonna spread the word

[VengaProductions]

thanks  - we need it!!!!

[Stargirl1009]

ur awesome!

I have no idea how you could think of all these songs!

[VengaProductions]

Thanks! As far as thinking of these songs, a twisted mind is a wonderful thing :-)

[lelilu1]

We miss Julie :(

[pjc427]

i love you guys.. you guys are really really good an clever.. get me laughing an smiling all the time

[masata3000]

where is Julie?!?!?!

[NostalgicMemory01]

@ o:25 i couldve sworn dat was weed with all da smoke

nice vid.

[SpazzKnowzz]

hey Howie, this is a cool video & i would consider getting the T-shirt if it had the quote: "...a slice would be nice!" on the back & somewhere it referenced the video or your YouTube channel

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[snacky236]

my dad is on this skip to 3 :13

[gtgidemgreen]

I think they broke up, now VP is pretty bad

[abbimom]

gimme more slices!

rocking the pizza parlor

[sofuggit]

Oh...and you can do it to the tune of Rehab (Amy Winehouse).

[sofuggit]

Yeah...dye2000 is right. We gotta have a teabag song. There's way to much wordplay that can go on there to pass it up.