Gilmore Girls S07 - Clip 04.

Season 7: Clip 4
Fear me.

- TUTOR: It's a good sentence, but you want to make sure never to end with a preposition.
- PARIS: If she ended the sentence with a preposition, how could it have been a good sentence? Sounds like a terrible sentence.
- TUTOR: Well I was...
- PARIS: You were just coddling her. You want to prop her up on your knee and burp her, maybe buy her a pony? I'm not paying you to make her feel better about her incompetence. If she can't construct a proper sentence, how is she gonna pass the essay section of the S.A.T.?
- TUTOR: Well...
- PARIS: That was rhetorical! Carry on.
- PARIS: Why don't you go slower, Dalton? 'Cause you haven't been on the same page for the last 20 minutes or anything.
- RORY: Okay, "doctor is to hospital as, "'a,' sports fan is to stadium, 'b,' ice is to freezer, 'c' professor is to college, or, 'd,' criminal is to jail?"
- ERIC: Um, "a," sports fan is to stadium?
- RORY: It's actually "c," professor is to college. When you're doing this kind of analogy, you have to be a little more specific than just filling in the blank with "is found in." A doctor works in a hospital, just as a professor works in a college. Make sense?
- ERIC: You're really smart.
- RORY: Thanks that's very sweet, Eric. And you're just as smart. I promise.
- PARIS: Are you kidding? That's it! Pencils down. That means you, Casanova. Time is up! Everyone out, unless your parents want to start paying for overtime, which for many of you might be a good idea. Not so fast, employees. Today's work was shoddy at best. Between the overt coddling and the inappropriate flirting, I feel like I'm running a bordello. Gilmore, do you see any of my students falling in love with me? No, and do you know why? because you don't fall in love with people that make you want to crap your pants. I want to see terror in their eyes! Fear is a great motivator, people. Use it. What are you standing around here for?

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[lety2340]

Paris is Brutal...but that's what I love about her character. She's a great antagonist. Makes for an interesting show.

[Sweetie8]

"Because you dont fall in love with people who make you wanna crap your pants"!

Lmao! I dont remember watchin' this episode on tv, but that line seriously just brought tears of laughter to my eyes! Paris' dialogue is always AMAZING!

[kathys092]

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[janesays1]

Hey does anyone know how to download this video? I had a background role in this scene and wanted to add it to me demo reel.

Suggestions?thanks:)

peace

[Sweetie8]

haha yea his guest appearance was pretty memorable cuz he was such an ass to everyone and hit on Cameron! haha House loved him!

[Surax]

I think that kid Rory is working with guest stared on House.

[ajustin67]

LMAO yup yup never end a sentence in a prepositioniol Phrase!

[houseofcards87]

"I feel like I'm running a bordello!"

bahahaha! Paris has the most random lines. I love it.

[chelshyatt13]

i love paris! shes so funny!

[Wiickedd1LOVE]

What episode is this in season 7???

[princess995]

i just noticed that paris always had a lot of dialouge since season 1