Jefferson Snow- "You're the One" at Humor U December 2008

Original musical stand-up comedy by Jefferson Snow. It's a song about a very, very special acquaintance.
Lyrics-

We're sitting on the couch
Nobody else is around.
I snuggle up to you
But it seems that you might not know what to do.
I said baby can you feel this?
It's like this was meant to be-
Me sitting next to you, girl,
And you sitting next to me.
I say that you might just be the one
And you say, "really?"
I look into your eyes and say,
"girl, most definitely"

chorus:
You're the one I wanna...
Make out with tonight.
You're the one I wanna be with
'Til someone better comes along.
You're the one I wanna stay with
Cuz some other girl didn't show up
You're the one I wanna spend the rest of my...
Night with.
But just until curfew. No I'm no the that kinda guy.

I remember when we first met
I saw the most beautiful girl, yes it's true.
But then she got up and left.
So that's when I started talking to you.
I come and introduce myself,
said, "hey baby what's your name?
Tell me all about yourself.
Like do you have attractive sisters or roommates?"
But you are pretty too yeah
You fulfill my checklist.
You got those lips to kiss.
Yeah that pretty much sums up my checklist.
I can see us together for hours to come
I just wanna let you know girl, I won't settle in the long run!

chorus

Hush baby, baby, don't you say a word
No I'm serious could you please not tell anyone?
I'd rather that nobody heard
That you and I got together.

chorus

You're the one who things are going to be awkward with from now on.
You're the one I'm gonna sit on the other side of the room from in that class we have together.
You're the one who I'm going to avoid eye contact with when I see you at church.
You're the one I wanna spend the rest of my night with.
But just until curfew, yeah. No I'm not that kind of guy.

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• you're the one
• Jefferson Snow
• Jeff Snow
• Humor U
• BYU
• stand-up
• stand up
• comedy
• song
• comedic song
• humoru
• humor u
• Flight of the Conchords
• Mormon humor
• BYU humor

[oneirishpoet]

so this is like dumb Mormon white guy doing idiotic rip off 'Flight of the Conchords', amirite?

[theatrejunkie4564]

this guy needs an album.

[SeptikSkeptik]

Awesome! Humor U rules.

Can you post the lyrics in the description box?