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Uploaded by on Feb 3, 2010

Onan does the right thing but gets smited for it by the dysfunctional Bible God. Such a drag!

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  • Nothing funnier than people who criticize such a sacred work without considering it's relevance to the culture it derived from, such a display of ignorance and an obvious hostility toward people of faith. It's funny to me that you hate the Holy bible, but yet you have put a lot of energy into making a mockery of it. If it is such nonsense to you, then why bother? I am not a fan of Buddhism or Wicca, and I have never lost a moments sleep over it.

  • Forget Brett Favre, God is a much bigger sex maniac.

  • I wished that they would read you these stories in church. I would consider going to church more often. He!He!

  • Lol, yes he is. There are more stories you sure know, just think of Lot and his daughters!

  • BIBLE IS A CORRUPTED BOOK, ITS FULL OF SHIT, IMMORALITIES, RAPE, INCEST. IT CANT BE THE WORD OF GOD. 

  • ROFFL "The God of the Old Testament is arguably the most unpleasant character in all fiction: jealous and proud of it; a petty, unjust, unforgiving control-freak; a vindictive, bloodthirsty ethnic cleanser; a misogynistic, homophobic, racist, infanticidal, genocidal, filicidal, pestilential, megalomaniacal, sadomasochistic, capriciously malevolent bully."

    —Richard Dawkins, The God Delusion (p. 51)

    lol and now we can add incestuous paraphilic

  • Was that The DubiousGanster on guitar?

  • Lol, interesting and nice. Love you guys!

  • Now THAT'S some cool Bible music!

  • It's more logical to assume that he was being punished for disobeying the written law that he was supposed to knock up his brother's wife than disobeying the unwritten law that you aren't supposed to beat the meat into the ground, because you might get the earth pregnant, and then we would have two moons--Can you imagine how many people would die due to the tidal patterns?

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