d3o on the Discovery Channel AU
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@zocom009 you dont need a girlfriend to want a bullet proof johnson.
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@zocom009 The one that could probably crush your junk in a matter of a second via rapid osmosis. It's probably similar to a bear's asshole.
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@DragonXtwoX It distributes the impact force. It will still hurt but it won't hurt near as much
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So this protects you by turning "hard" on impact? How is that better than just hitting something hard to begin with?
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All he had to say was "non-newtonian fluid" ...
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no no no, i just don't think d3o would suffice for the condom thing, you should try kevlar!
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The problem is that if you want to use this kind of armor but don't own a d30, there's some hardcore DMs that won't let you substitute a d10 times 3 (though since this isn't in the WotC Core, they probably wouldn't let you use it anyway).
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@zocom009 It's not about his girlfriend, it's about his thing getting softer!
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@strike325 i think he wants it so his butt dont hurt so much lol
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@strike325 You god damn right! When you've speed up its became stiff and hard ;)
d30 condoms anyone?
strike325 11 months ago 150
@strike325 what? d30 condom wtf? what kind of pussy ur girlfriend had?
zocom009 7 months ago 59