Abbot and Costello - "Find the Submarine"

This video is for my two friends and I who are performing this sketch for a talent show. We need the script, and this is the only way that my friends (who aren't good with computers) can watch the video and rehearse, etc. If this is breaking the law in any way, please feel free to remove this video. :]

All rights to Universal Studios.

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• abbot
• and
• costello
• find
• the
• submarine
• skit
• sketch
• funny

[Headbanger142]

Abbot and Costello AND Shemp!

[patallen182]

guys' got a fruit stand under the table!

[thebumper15]

@E1craZ4life It's not a submarine. It's a triple battleship!!! ;)

[dububee]

abbot and costello are the best

[gvelayo]

haha! classic

[elitotaku]

it's not easy being stupid

[patallen182]

guys' got a fruit stand under the table!! :-)

[E1craZ4life]

Where did he get a submarine that big?

[Cheespuffs45]

@KWCline91 flock, if that is what you mean. "I know where a flock of submarines are".

Sounded like something else to me at first.

[KWCline91]

What did Costello say at 6:08?

[CorsairWWII]

Is that shemp howard from the stooges

[thisdirtywalrus]

what is it with this man and money