The Funyun Song

Lyrics:
© The Funyun Song
The funyuns sing to me, I must keep them close to me, I'll let you in on where I'll be, when I'm not chomping down on this heavenly, piece of, heaven.

The shards of glory, running through my tasting buds, I've got nowhere to run, they are following me.
When I type, they are making their flight towards me, from the cubicle of Steve, he hides them in his left drawer.
I know that I can score, the beautiful yellow package behind office door.

I must break fast, blow past his negligent stash, to retrieve my trophy of beauty. Crumbs in your trash, are not safe around my dashing personality, I'll snatch them from your garbage debris
Onion flavored rings, they run wild in my dreams,

If I see you, with a bag, of my Onion rings, in your hand.
I'll maul you, attack you, eat your face, break your arms, and run with haste, all with the bag of my funyuns hiding in my waist.

I've been in, a psychiatric ward, because I make a point to hoard, this bag of love, look out for I will shove, you out my way, just to taste, this onion ring, full of flavor.
I hide them in my pants, I like to dance, to their green and yellow, emblems of enchanting mellow, copyrighted onion flavored goodness. Make my eyes enlarge, you're in charge, when you wave a package of that fun young, mini bag of....amazingness.

Category:

Music

Tags:

• The
• Funyun
• Song
• Ryan
• Hendrix
• Funny
• Weird
• Amazing
• Snack
• Junk
• Food
• Acoustic

[chipgirl]

hee hee...I work for Frito Lay in Everett Wa.(was a band promoter before this)and send tons of those gold rings of fun-onionis out to the snack lovers everyday...BRAVO! :) love it!

[Logical505]

You do a good service to the common people.

Your presence to the world is appreciated.

[Logical505]

Why thank you.

[eYeBALLnCOCOnut]

haha i love the song

i want funyuns now...

[harriscmh]

so good man..so good

[antzoi13]

fuck yea funyuns are awesome

[MasterOfAQW]

awesome

[MasterOfAQW]

Absolutely Wonder ;)

[SharpyMarker13]

wow, great :D

[brokensoul335]

ha ha that was great lol