George Carlin - Little Moments

Audio book from "More Napalm and Silly Putty"

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• little
• moments
• george
• carlin
• rare
• when
• will
• jesus
• bring
• the
• pork
• chops
• more
• napalm
• and
• silly
• putty

[graaar]

the sneezing while pissing thing doesn't work for women. I've tested this many times because there's nothing else to do in the dormitory bathroom after you've defaced all the posters

[tkhushrenada]

Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, and yes George.

[VoytekR1]

Sorry Georgy but you can piss, sneeze and fart all at the same time. It happened to me.

[TheTestsubject20]

@mushroomxxxzzz i do :) also to ozzy osbourne

[GothRevolutionary]

@hanantuf he's immortal. Through his ideas he has achieved immortality.

[hanantuf]

love u a lot... missing you.. you must have been immortal..if ur not immortal then their certainly are no Gods...

[darkridr25]

I've sneezed while pissing many times. When it happens, my stream gets really strong for a quick second, then goes down to nearly nothing, then goes back to its normal flow....

[mushroomxxxzzz]

we should worship you georgy

[TestMeatDollSteak]

@CactusCoolGuy I would be willing to bet that at the exact moment that you began to sneeze you also simultaneously, and momentarily, stopped peeing, only to continue peeing again immediately following the sneeze.

[KelsosaurusRex]

the "Happiness is Submission to godzilla" sign is right next to the U of Arizona right here in Tucson!!! Except now it has been painted over. Shame. But I feel lucky to have seen such a monument with my own eyes!

[CactusCoolGuy]

im a fan of george carlin but i have sneezed while peeing haha. nothing really happens. its just hard to keep your aim steady.