Most Interesting Man In The World
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I don't always drink Dos Equis, but when I do, I'll be 21.
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my dad and i wher watching this. and he was like" i dont always smoke bud ,but when i do i get stoned on that brick shit. hahaha rofl!!
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SOPA/PIPA were stopped because he said so.
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@tennismaster3211 i don't always take a piss, but when i do, i always piss in the middle so that I can display my dominance. Stay men, bro's.
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I don't always have sex with hookers, but when I do, I prefer Bangkok call girls. Stay horny my friends.
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Remember gasoline and alcohol don't mix! So don't drink any gasoline!
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I don't always drink bear but when I do I drink wine!
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I don't always get drunk, butt whan ai due huuuaaajjr...
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He never needs a garage opener. As soon as he approaches the garage door opens. When he shaves with his electric shaver the trolly stops! He can bite his own toe nails. When he dines in a restaurant the waiter usually will tip him!
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He never needs a garage opener the door opens as soon as he approaches. The town where he lives is so small. When he uses his electric shaver the frilly
i dont always take a piss, but when i do, i always piss on the hard part so that it doesnt make noise. stay silent my friends...
thumbs up if you actually do that lol
tennismaster3211 1 month ago 77
I don't always finish sentences, but when I do
gogolplex74 4 weeks ago 14