Part-Time Model - Flight Of The Conchords (Lyrics)

The Most Beautiful Girl In The Room (Part-Time Model)
Flight Of The Conchords
Series One - Episode One - Sally

Looking round room,
I can tell that you
Are the most beautiful girl in the...room.
In the whole wide room
Oooh.

And when you're on the street
Depending on the street
I bet you are definitely in the top three.
Good looking girls on the street
Depending on the street
And when I saw you at my mate's place
I thought what...is...she...doing...
At my mate's place
How did Dave get a hottie like that to a party like this

Good one Dave!!!
Ohhhh you're a legend, Dave!
I asked Dave if he's going to make a move on you
He's not sure
I said "Dave do you mind if I do?"
He says he doesn't mind
but I can tell he kinda minds
but I'm gonna do it anyway
I see you standing all alone by the stereo

I dim the lights down very low, here we go
You're so beautiful
You could be a waitress
You're so beautiful
You could be an air hostess in the 60s
You're so beautiful
You could be a part...time...model

And then I seal the deal
I do my moves
I do my dance moves
It's twelve oh two
Just me and you
And seven other dudes
Around you on the dance floor
I draw you near
Let's get outta here

Let's get in a cab
I'll buy you a kebab!
Now I can't believe
That I'm sharing a kebab with the most beautiful girl I have ever seen
With a kebab
Ooooooohhh.

Why don't we leave?
Let's go to my houseand we can feel each other up on the couch
Oh no. I don't mind taking it slow-ho-ho, no-ho-ho, yeah.

Cause you're so beautiful
Like a, tree
Or a high-class prostitute
You're so beautiful
Mmm, you could be a part-time model

But you'd probably have to keep your normal job
A part-time model!
Spending part of your time, modelling,
and part of your time, next to meeeeeeeeee!
My place is usually tidier than this...

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• Flight
• Of
• The
• Conchords
• Most
• Beautiful
• Girl
• In
• Room
• Part
• Time
• Model
• Funny
• Comedy

[Joymax]

HAHAHA 

[darkshade515]

I think that there are only 6 other dudes around on the dance floor

[elmiradexler]

Vodka or this is REALLY funny

[elmiradexler]

hahahahahhahhahahah!!!!

[SmallSocietyIssues1]

1:56 Whoa... that guy with the blue bandana around his head... Ron Weasley from AVPM? XD

[lonewolf0017]

6 people were not the most beautiful girl in the room

[szsven]

"Only two things in life; wonderful, visceral, sexy, sex. And death. Horrible, boring, death."

[greadification]

@Scubasteve6695 are you dumb?

[ar19non89e]

oh leggy blonde