Yo, Ho, Ho, and a Bottle of Rum!!

These are the lyrics to the song. . .

Fifteen men on a dead man's chest
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum
Drink and the devil had done for the rest
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum.
The mate was fixed by the bosun's pike
The bosun brained with a marlinspike
And cookey's throat was marked belike
It had been gripped by fingers ten;
And there they lay, all good dead men
Like break o'day in a boozing ken.
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum.

Fifteen men of 'em stiff and stark
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!
Ten of the crew had the murder mark!
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!
Twas a cutlass swipe or an ounce of lead
Or a yawing hole in a battered head
And the scuppers' glut with a rotting red
And there they lay, aye, damn my eyes
Looking up at paradise
All souls bound just contrariwise
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum.

Fifteen men of 'em good and true
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!
Ev'ry man jack could ha' sailed with Old Pew,
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!
There was chest on chest of Spanish gold
With a ton of plate in the middle hold
And the cabins riot of stuff untold,
And they lay there that took the plum
With sightless glare and their lips struck dumb
While we shared all by the rule of thumb,
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!

Fifteen men on a dead man's chest
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum
Drink and the devil had done for the rest
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum.

Fifteen men on a dead man's chest
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum
Drink and the devil had done for the rest
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum.

And a yo ho ho!

I OWN NOTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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[midnafan22]

@PonderStibbons This video took quite a long time to make and it took quite a lot of work on my part, and personally, I think it turned out quite well. Also, this video has only 17 dislikes at this moment; if you notice, you are minority. Please, I'd like it if you can't say anything nice don't say anything at all, thank you. ^_^

[midnafan22]

@B1773RN you fail at being a pirate

[eleduhel]

GANGPLANK FTW

[raventamer99]

AHH!! Damn that evil bottle of Havana Club. I could've went the rest of the year without seeing that bottle.

[kayleighandelise]

Lmfao am I the only won tht came here thinking it wuld be botdf? Uups :$

[TheWacked666]

it annoys me it has nothing to do with the song. do you realize what they are talking about?

[chris050987]

The flashing transition screens are PAINFUL - and possibly dangerous for those that have seizures from that sort of thing. Makes it impossible for me to watch the video, though I love the song :D

[64kbkk]

by whom is this song performed?

[VeritasVacuus]

@eleduhel Keelhaul FTW.

[Senki207]

Feeling like a pirate

[DoctorMGinius]

@midnafan22 Make that 18.

[PonderStibbons]

what a awesome song. what a crap "video".