Halo Poop: Cortana Says "Yank Me"

Cortana has rubbed Captain Keyes up the wrong way one too many times and its finally time to do something about it. The Master Chief has just arrived on the bridge to begin his briefing as the ship falls to peices around them both. Cortana's bad attitude continues!

WARNING: May contain references to bygone CD-i games.

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• Halo
• poop
• Captain
• Keyes
• Cortana
• MasterChief
• Master
• Chief
• Mjolnir
• Spartan
• Pillar
• of
• Autumn
• Yank
• Me

[Darkazure456]

Imagine If Cortana was a guy

"Yank Me...."

Get It...

[EevosKohl]

That was kinda the point really :P

[sonicedhoedown1]

shes still hot but she looked like a whore in halo 3. she looked hot in halo 2 the most.

[EevosKohl]

I think its physically impossible for a computer program to be a whore. The whole not having a real body thing kinda doesn't help :P

[Reign117]

nope it is possible.

*points to google picture search*

[EevosKohl]

Eugh... point taken :P

[ScorchAlec49462]

0:34-0:48 killed me!

[left4newbzTWO]

BAM! BAM! BAM!

[Waffleman247z]

1:11 caught me off guard.

[KoPT01]

Do this in CEA.

[Nonamearisto]

Cortana did her best, but her best is absolute s#it. 

[ninjadremcow]

is my computer freezing up?

[jaspertheking4life]

all of this would never have happened if she just stayed in the damn kitchen

[darmanator]

"Destruction or capture or Destruction or capture o rDestruction or capture o rDestruction or capture or Destruction or capture or capture or capture of a shipboard AI is-

[jaspertheking4life]

what if she said spank me? what would the chief do?

[TielProductions]

@EevosKohl I think Photoshop is a whore.