Closer To Bingo - Nine Inch Nails Parody.avi

As a lifelong Goth bingo enthusiast I felt it was time to bring the world of underground bingo games to the masses. Nope, not fucking with you, goths play bingo and this is a song about that! Parody of Closer by NIN. Sung by Joshua Swann http://www.youtube.com/user/angie4josh , video and Trent Look-sorta-alike Zachary Byron Helms for SORPFILMS.NET


You get me a good table, one that's real close to mable
You get me a good dabber, make sure it doesn't slobber
Help me - it plays on my ocd
Help me - I'm not doing so well
Help me - the only thing that bums me out
Is when I haven't won shit all night
I want to take you to the bingo hall
With the old ladies on the inside
I want to take you to the bingo hall
There's just one reason to go
You make me yell out BINGO
You can get shit at the snack bar
You can get some pretzels or cake
You can get specials for the bigger games
If you think thats what it will take
Help me, I'm getting so close now,
Help me just need I N G O
Help me - Keep track of all these cards
Help me - I got too damned many you know!
I want to take you to the bingo hall
With the old ladies on the inside
I want to take you the bingo hall
There's just one reason to go
You make me yell out BINGO
Through every session, with all the geez
to win progressive, would surely please
I dab the paper, inside this dive
total blackout for which I strive
Doesn't it make you feel better...you won bingo alright...you beat all the old ladies and won jackpot tonight

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[jeepee2]

What kind of keyboard was smashed at the end? Plz tell me it wasn't a real Yamaha DX7!?

[pyrotechc3h8]

@jeepee2 Nope, it was whatever $15 buys you off of Craigslist, some Casio or something like that.

[HollywoodNoirMakeup]

You guys did an amazing job on this. I'm a huge NIN fan so I shared it on my facebook and twitter accounts with some friends who I thought would enjoy it. It was just too hilarious to pass up! Good luck with everything and keep making awesome videos!

[pyrotechc3h8]

@HollywoodNoirMakeup Thank you greatly, I appreciate the positive comments, it helps when I am wondering why I make these things!

[drBphd8]

You went all out on this video! That was completely awesome in every way. You are my idol.

[pyrotechc3h8]

@drBphd8 Well thank you!

[pyrotechc3h8]

@argylegoatshit Oh I know, I wasn't butt hurt. I am well aware that Trent doesn't include hot chicks for just the sake of having hot chicks but that's where I differ artistically because I will put hot ass girls ANYWHERE I can fit them without any discernible reason!

[pyrotechc3h8]

@argylegoatshit My problem is that I don't know anyone as goofy looking as Trent does apparently. Plus I really didn't know any minorities that I could make weird demands of for the video "Here Asian chicks, tie your hair together and look like you just smelled a fart" "Here black guy, .go stand on the turntable and hold this giant liver for a while"

[EchoVice]

Made of awesome!!!!! And I agree- I too love bingo. Used to go to this Catholic church themed ale house every Sunday for bingo until the city made them stop. Apparently in Long Beach there is a law that says you can't have bingo where alcohol is being served....would love to hear the story behind that law. Anyway, great job- cheers!

[maggot2014]

Nice job just like always

[luciddreambutterfly]

fucking genius!!!!

[kitteninterrupted]

I think I love you... just a little bit.

[MithrasAtDusk]

First off, I took some 10 minutes to write this from laughing so hard. Second, I had no idea there was a thing out there called "goth bingo." I feel a bit of a poseur now lol.

[jeepee2]

@pyrotechc3h8 phew.