THE SUPERFICIAL FRIENDS: Stephen Colbert

In Washington DC, vice president Dick Cheney warns President George W. Bush of a raging pandemic, based on the political comedy of the Daily Show's Bush-roasting Stephen Colbert, only to learn that Bush has caught the pandemic, which causes his brain to seep out of his ears. Bush orders Cheney to call the Superficial Friends and find some duct tape. At the Hall of Anorexia, the Superficial Friends (Nicole Richie, Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan and the twins, Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen) respond to the patriotic call, and crash Colbert's studio during a live taping. But both Richie's superpuke, and Full House's Bob Saget likening Colbert's comedy to a Thai hooker miss their targets, and Colbert thwarts Lohan through the use of irony. As he escapes to broadcast his Prime Time Smart Guy special, the Sluts' and Bush devise a new plan: a sex tape.

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Film & Animation

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• Paris
• friends
• hilton
• Nicole
• Twins
• colbert
• Richie
• superficial
• superficialfriends
• olsen
• Steven Colbert

[murderousbastard83]

Dear God! Ashley and Mary Kate are eating each other out! But I better rewind it to make sure. :D

[stewiesbabe]

y r bush and cheney in bed together?

[pistooli12]

sex tape lol