Jesus: Healer, Preacher...Carpenter

Comedy Sketch:
Jesus is approached by a Philistine who asks for something quite unexpected.

Directed by Christiaan Blok for
THE DELUSIONISTS

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Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• jesus
• carpenter
• cblok
• delusionists
• comedy
• funny
• short
• film
• melbourne
• sydney
• university
• sketch
• parody
• spoof
• festival

[benenada]

at least Shakespeare wrote his own material, he didn't use any disciple to write Macbeth or Hamlet. ;)

[Ryfasol]

Nah, it was just because Jesus often blinded people and told them to fuck off.

It's in teh bible, I swear.

[jakergore]

jesus was a rough carpenter

[TamaThePeck]

@benenada

That's because Shakespeare was an artist, not a con-artist.

[Darkstorms15]

we used to worship animals and the moon and the stars, good thing we came to our senses and worship an undead carpenter.

[RommelEGH]

Did jesus have Liquid Nails?

[Keephion]

no wai :O

[Zjadacz]

WALKING stick, dude :)

[sdotco]

jesus was never ACTUALLY filmed with a video camera, this video is fake.

[DELEX0GODLESS]

funny as hell lol XD the end is the best where he asks for a working stick

[stancosmos]

jesus has a beard, this video is fake.