Bush Also Read Three Shakespears

Perhaps, if I had never attended seventh grade and had never watched 12-year old classmates attempt to b.s. their way though oral reports on books that they hadn't read, then maybe I might have believed this attempt by Mr. Bush to convince Brian Williams that he actually read Albert Camus' The Stranger.

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[dave98503]

fuck shamoo, you bastards dare to make fun of our Greatest President. He has done nothing but protected and cared greatly for your kids these past 8 years, you assholes.

He would do anything he could to hug and protect them. if you don't like it, then you can all go f-yourselves.

[austinmayor]

"He has done nothing but protected and cared greatly for your kids these past 8 years, you assholes."

First go get a calendar.... See how September 11, 2001 occurred within the last eight years?

Remember that George W. Bush was president of the United States when the nation suffered the worst terrorist attack on US soil?

Would you now like to revise your comment about Bush protecting the "kids" for the past 8 years?

[jaackjames]

i've gotta ecalectic reading list.

[langbry]

I am willing to bet that this is the only time in the history of mankind that the words, "I read three Shakespeares," have ever been uttered. This is not funny folks. This is tragic.

[impeachdubya06]

@mikesbaker awww, I honestly love Camus, especially A Happy Death. :(

[c1magr8]

The expectations were at an all time low when you were president ... you STUPID FUCK!

[R0WR0WR0W]

"You chose a vague heroism, because it is the only value left in a world that has lost its meaning. And having chosen it for yourself, you chose it for everybody else. We were forced to imitate you in order not to die. But we became aware then that our superiority over you consisted in our having a direction. Now that all that is about to end, we can tell you what we have learned - that heroism isn't much and that happiness is more difficult."

- from Letters to a German Friend, by A. Camus

[dick91p]

Is somebody who says "ec-uh-lectic" qualified for reading

Shakespeare? Does he even read?

[ProlefeedTV]

"Bin Laden Determined To Strike In America".

Too bad nobody read that memo. Maybe a smarter president would have. Or one that wasn't on vacation at his fake ranch. Where he was afraid to ride horses incidently.

[raidergunz]

not necessarily, it wouldn't have happened if we had a smarter president. He was given an explicit memo saying there was a probability terrorists would attack the US with airliners

[iown813]

that attack would of happened regardless of who was president. take your liberal trash out with the garbage son

[NH1212c]

My guess is that after getting into Yale on family suck he cheated his way through, having other people write papers and take tests for him. I went to an Ivy university at approximately the same time. Wealthy little twats like Bush did stuff like that all the time.......Then they graduated and someone else went to Vietnam for them also. This guy disgusts me.