Pirate Vs. Pirate

Hyde and Rick go head to head drinking after a hardy Cinco de Mayo fiesta.

********HARD PART TO UNDERSTAND********
RICK:
Whudya to? Munnin in ah, upstairs. What're ya saying?
ME:
This is hu....
RICK:
Gazoontite (excuses himself). In like 5 minutes we'll do something else.
ME:
Rick has been sneezing non-stop since the last Irish car bomb.
HYDE:
You're laying down, I'm snanding up. So far I've been-
ME:
And Hyde (laugh), Hyde has been slurring his speech since the last Irish car bomb.
UNKNOWN:
Before.
ME:
A little before too, yeah.
RICK:
By sitting do- by laying down more alocohol gets to my head. So if you sit -sneeze-.
ALL:
-laughing-
RICK:
If you stay then laying down is making me more of an adva-... half of an adva-... makes me have more of an advantage. FUCK YOU DUDE! I heard you laugh!
HYDE:
Whatever. You loose!
RICK:
I'm not loosing. I'm not done yet, we're equal right now.
HYDE:
Whatever. You still loooose.
RICK: How can I loose? We had the same amount... -cough- You're killing me Hyde, you're killing me!
HYDE:
I'm just perindauff (???). It's true.
RICK:
Alright alright, in a few minutes we'll do like three more. We'll do something else.
HYDE:
It's only you that needs to 'pologize.
RICK:
If you haven't noticed I'm having a sneezing problem, give me a minute.
HYDE:
Again I say, stupid serbligs (???).
ALL:
-Laughing-
HYDE:
Mister...
RICK:
What?
HYDE:
Mister Bean.
ALL:
-Laughing-
RICK:
Is that what he said?
HYDE:
That made no sense what so ever...
RICK:
After this round, alright? After this round. We'll do something else.
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They both ended up puking everywhere! Seriously, I helped clean it up.

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• texas
• navy
• army
• csasba
• cinco
• de
• mayo
• pirate
• drinking
• drink
• shots
• drunk
• rum
• vodka
• gin
• irish
• car
• bomb

[Rogoslaviarox]

so this is how you fursuit types start yiff parties. this is sick

[eddie5525]

They were drinking from a triple shot glass, every level is label up to the triple shot, "Pirate"

[jamez322]

first.... also how are they pirates?