MOMMA, WHERE'S POPPA? a sad but quaint song by ARTIE BARNES

Artie (of BARNES AND BARNES fame!) shares his latest little number written about someone near and dear to him and recently departed. He was a hell of a babysitter and had a fat wallet. But other than that, we will also miss his silly little grinning face. Oh, the pain, the pain. But Artie must learn to get on with his life and be a man. An impossible task? Perhaps, but he must try.
(FISH HEADS song by Barnes and Barnes now available on ITUNES!)

Category:

Music

Tags:

• Sadness
• Death
• Daddy
• Crying
• Sex
• Beastiality
• Vagina
• Porn

[artiebarnes]

Well then, if you're not female, we cannot have sex. I'm sorry. I shall continue the hunt....

[loneguitaristyannis]

Mr Barnes. You are a boomer. Not just a ledge. An actual boomer. From boomtown.

[artiebarnes]

I boom all right. You are totally correct. I like to boom ledges, however.

[loneguitaristyannis]

Artie, you just became even more of a boomer. You seriously did. You can boom as many ledges as you want over in boomtown USA, where Prince is the mayor.

[artiebarnes]

I've decided not to boom anymore for a bit. Too exhausting. Especially when my vacuum cleaner sucks up budgies beneath a fire of circumstance. I shall only boom after I see the nuns vagina.

[loneguitaristyannis]

My band has a song which indirectly references a Nun's Vagina. Unfortunately, the nun in question also happens to be a nazi. When you are next taking a break from vacuuming flaming circumstantial budgies, take a listen at myspace [dot] com [forwardslash] vonyannis

[artiebarnes]

Only if you're a cute young girl....

[themattster1991]

The song is odd, but maybe a hit.

[loneguitaristyannis]

You're so right! But you're still a boomer - but don't worry, it's a good thing. Other examples of boomers include Prince, Mike Patton, and Trent Reznor. You're ranking with the elite here, Mr. Barnes.

[loneguitaristyannis]

I unfortunately am not. 'Tis a sad fact I know. But I'm hoping we can see past that. I must now go and eat some roly poly fish heads!