Access Denied

Windows comercial showing security details when a man tries to unfasten his girlfriends bra in the heat of passion. An "Un-Expected Experience".

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• windows
• xp
• microsoft
• access
• denied
• bra
• passion
• unexpected

[GamingFront]

This reminds me of how fucking stupid Windows Vista security feature is!

[ihatemydeath]

"Vista is THE shit."

...Says the guy called "mac" daddy.  That is all.

αмιgα ƒσяєνєя вιт¢нєѕ!

[macdaddybd1]

@zparxz What the hell are you talking about? Does your mom know you're playing on her computer again?

[zparxz]

@macdaddybd1 You're a fag. I'll bet you thought that comeback was so awesome, too. Fuck you.

[shroomxk]

Your ass is denied.

[TheGuyWithTheSniper]

Shoulda played the "Access Denied" sound from Half Life 1. LOL.

[FromA2mee]

people have the right to do whateeeeever they want, but if you are a "christian" you know it is wrong. from what you wrote you're telling me about them thinking it feels better with experiance? well did u ever think some of those people only have experiance because they were married before? sex does not feel better to someone just because they have experiance. if yoiu truely love the person you are with and want to show them you will not leave them and are faithful, marriage comes before sex

[macdaddybd1]

@ShadowBB Wow... You sound incredibly knowledgeable and experienced for a 12 year old. Those big kids on the bus that keep pulling your pants down in front of the girls much be teaching you well. You just keep reminding your Buzz Lightyear doll that you know what you're talking about while you try to figure out how to get it to do you in the butt. Oh, and don't worry, we won't tell your mom that you've been playing on the internet again.

[ShadowBB]

@FromA2mee Why? Why do we need to "keep it in our pants until we are married?" I simply don't see the point. As long as it's safe and they are both ok with it, what is the problem? And it is my experience that sex in general (especially for the female) is better(!) with experience. If you think sex gets better "after waiting so long" than you will be disappointed. In general, after waiting a long time chances are that the male will climax to soon and the female will be glad it's over.

[stolensea]

@FromA2mee for being someone who supposedly believes in god, you are extremely judgmental. you guessed wrong, I look forward to getting married, and I do believe in a higher power. maybe you should go reread the new testament. Jesus spent his time with the lowest of the low, with tax collectors and prostitutes, and would have never called anyone a slut. as for god not approving of the joke, he created the platypus, so he certainly has a sense of humor

[FromA2mee]

people who plan on never getting married and just having sex with women and plan on going no where are not what you call "mature adults." and that makes the girl a slut. it is up to them yes, but it makes them pretty stupid and immature. and that joke you just told.. also very immature. god wouldn't approve of that joke. let me guess though on 2 things, #1 you plan on never getting married, just having sex, and #2 you don't believe in god. well that's all i need to know.