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The Shows Go On (Lupe Fiasco Parody)

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Alright I'm ready the shows go on
All night 'til the morning a marathon
and I am going to watch it
nobody's gunna stop it
eyes are bleeding out the sockets
the shows go on
(repeat)

Have you ever been so bored you just plop down on the couch
you actin' like a slouch
pull the remote up out the pouch
I turn my set on now i'm getting hypnotized
by How I Met Your Mother followed by some Family Guy
I just love that CSI
Miami or New York
I can't go pee right now i'll miss the start of People's Court
Ferris Bueller playing hooky
Jersey Shore Snooki
mom makes me some cookies stomach growling like a wookie
if I can stay up I'm gunna hit up Jimmy Fallon
America's Got Talent
wow I'm astounded
prime time block
The Office 30 Rock
yeah my eyes are bloodshot entertainment never stops

(Chorus)

At 1 think i'm gunna watch millionaire
2 think i'm gunna catch Hollywood Squares
3 gunna flip to CNN
never mind don't care talking 'bout healthcare
Done with that channel 13
it's lots of paid programming
Hello Mr. Shamwow guy
Spend money on a Snuggy I don't know why
why why my oh my
looks what's coming on at 5
Oprahs got a big surprise
everyone gets a new ride
iCarlys almost on better hit up Nickelodeon
Nat. Geo's got Cambodians
Undercover Boss a custodian
I'm watching these old shows again
Transformers and some He-Man
next up on the schedule pay per view boxing on demand
they say you'll fall asleep man
tell 'em look at me man
nothing is too boring even when i'm watching C-SPAN
(emphatic YEAH!)

(Chorus)

So no matter what your friends do
no matter what you into
sit back in your recliner gaze into that magic window
and grab a lot of snacks Mountain Dew and lots of Smuckers
and brace yourself for 3 straight episodes of Ice Road Truckers
It don't matter if your fatter than you were last week
Hydroxycuts amazing and the numbers toll free
The days become the evenings the nights turn into dawns
but even if the sun is rising the shows are going on

(Chorus)

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