Up Close and Personal: A Whore's Lament

Do you ever get tired of being propositioned for sex before a person even cares to learn your last name?

I am.

Maybe if I only had ONE name I wouldn't be feeling this way...
But Madonna, Cher and Fergie were already taken.

I guess it'll just have to be pop-stardom obscurity and innominate sex for me. Joy.

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[raynbow105]

@glenjaminrex No no, thank YOU for enjoying that I enjoyed your public service announcement. Ah yes laddy, aaall the from the emerald isle! Hibernia! The land of the leprecha- I can't do it. (You're hilarious)

[glenjaminrex]

@raynbow105 hahaha, i can totally imagine you saying that, too. :D

[chrostian66]

I whould Rather have a relationship and get to know them better then do that then go at it like rabbits when the person says hi to you. but that is just me

[glenjaminrex]

@chrostian66 "Hi, it's a pleasure to meet you, I'm Jack. Jack Rabbit."

[glenjaminrex]

@BrettTheIntern No, I'm just lazy and like to mouth-breathe. :] and thanks. Sacrificing small woodland creatures to a narcissistic sea-borne goddess does wonders in terms of beauty. Oh vindictive and deceitful Aphrodite, so shallow are thee like the shoreline waters from whence ye sprang.

[MarleneTheMalicious]

Maybe because you're frikken cute? =P I get that sometimes too. You just want to have a normal, deep convo with someone about your opinions on life etc., when they suddenly start to touch you inappropriately... The best thing for me to do is just slap their hands away, walk away, or just go with the flow, haha.

[professorbland]

it's probably because of your stereotypical "impressions" of black people, and your liberal use of the n word. WHAT A CATCH. >.>

[Seeyalea]

Are you and Brett still dating??

[10047994]

@glenjaminrex Your reply slightly confused me. lol. And I think you dancing to a kpop song would be amazing =] You should definitely look into that =D

[glenjaminrex]

@pkmn7777777 lol, okay I think i will! That's a great idea. But I'll tell you them in advance, alright--since you came up with the idea? here they are in the ascending order of favoriteness:

"BACK OFF!"

"GET AWAY FROM ME!"

"RAPE!"

"NEVER!"

"How DARE YOU!"

[glenjaminrex]

@Taratalk But they'll be staying in the jar, Tara...until the first and fifteenth of every month when I give free taste tests. :]

[glenjaminrex]

@SpasticFlailure You are a girl after my own heart, Brigid....which is why my parents are so thankful I don't have ovaries. hahaha.

[glenjaminrex]

@theycallusninja Awww, NICOLE! That's sooooo nice of you to say--aw, the "rest of my life" :] --Well, at LEAST until the accident... :D

[glenjaminrex]

@derebin Oh derebin, you really know how to fluff a girl's ego :#]...you're DEFINITELY getting some toNIGHT! ;]