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Uploaded by on May 7, 2009

Do you really believe that precious life comes from disgusting body fluids? The Truth is, babies are brought into the world by a pure white angel, the Stork.

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  • I had sex with a girl and she didn't get pregnent - CHECKMATE!

    I didn't have sex with my gf but she got pregnant anyway - CHECKMATE!

    The buybull doesn't say anything about dickinthepussy - CHECKMATE!

    I played chess last night - CHECKMATE!

    Refute that, sexists!!! And check your mates before you write the check to mate them! CHECKMATECHEKMATECHEKMTEACHEKM­ATECHEKMASTE!!

  • Therefore a hunting rifle is the best contraceptive.

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  • the stork is real ive seen them eating frogs and shit probably had a day of :)

  • LOL checkmate fertilizationists

  • "the all-male cinema...that I've heard of." LOL!! :)

  • OOOHHHH, I understand now. So when the church said we shouldn't spill our seed, they really meant the bird seed. I get it... without the bird seed, the stork will never come.  That makes total sense on so many levels.

    Edward: I wish you'd make more than 50 more videos. They are a pleasure to watch. Thanks.

  • Storks come from my penis? I'll stork all over your face baby

  • @EveryBodySucks100 hehehe I fly too fast for you to get me  >:D

  • so that motherfucking stork is the reason why i have to sleep with a jerk off addict teenager on a stateroom? i'm buying an AR15 next week, let's se if that bitch comes over one of these days...

  • @TheTehme this video was a joke he was just jokeing

  • so that's why condoms don't work, i get it now!

  • @TheTehme Have you heard of punctuation?

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