Breaking Dawn Reaction: The Musical Version!!!

*BREAKING DAWN SPOILERS SPOILERS SPOILERS SPOILERS SPOILERS!!!*

Actually, the full title of this video is: "Breaking Dawn Reaction: The Musical Version!!! (Or, Six Reasons Why Stephenie Meyer is *Definitely Not* Rick Astley)". But I thought that was a bit of a mouthful to put in the title...

And why is Stephenie Meyer *not* Rick Astley, you ask?

Because, unlike SM, Rick would never give you up.

Rick would never let you down. He would never run around and desert you. He would never make you cry. He would never say goodbye.

And, most of all, he would never tell a lie and hurt you.

Also, before I have half a million raging BD fangirls lunging for my throat like a pack of thirsty newborn vampires, please let me say that this video isn't intended to insult or "bash" Stephenie Meyer, or the Twilight series, or Twilight fans who enjoyed BD.

This video is only meant to express my own random opinion about BD. So I'm not dissing on Twilight; I'm just dissing this book, which is so...un-Twilight. Dx

I love Twilight. I love Stephenie Meyer (even if she did ruthlessly break my heart). I love Twilight fans.

And I love you. So, please, don't hate me.

Ok, so that's a lie. I don't love you. I don't know you. But I *could* love you, if I did.

And isn't that enough?

*~*~*~*

UPDATE 8/18/08:

Wow! My first video to get over 1,000 views!

Ok, so I realize that's pretty pathetic compared to 99% of videos on Youtube...But still, hot dang, I'm excited. ;P

Oh, and here is the list of songs used in this video in order of appearance:

* "Bud Light's Real Men of Genius" commercial song (a.k.a. the little jingle during the opening credits)

* "At Last" by Etta James

* "Come What May" by Ewan McGregor and Nicole Kidman, from the "Moulin Rouge!" soundtrack

* "Insatiable" by Darren Hayes

* "Lux Aeterna" by the Kronos Quartet, composed by Clint Mansell, from the "Requiem for a Dream" soundtrack

* "Why Does It Always Rain on Me?" by Travis

* "To The End" by My Chemical Romance

* "Lux Aeterna" (reprise)

* "Love Me Dead" by Ludo

* "Silence" from the "Unfaithful" soundtrack, composed by Jan A.P. Kaczmarek

* "When You Wish Upon a Star" by Cliff Edwards

* "NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP!!!!" by The Ever Awesome Rick Astley ;P

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• Morbidosity

[Merlkir]

:D I lold. I'm never going to read that book. But what the hell, at least you're pretty darn cute! ;)

[Morbidosity]

That's very kind of you to say. ;P

[yimmajazzi]

Wow, it only took you five minutes to recover from the WTF chapter? You're good. I read pregnant and I threw the book down and couldn't bring myself to pick it up for a month.

Seriously, the whole book was worse than bad fanfiction and I was asking myself that same question at the end of it, "When is the real book coming out?"

[Morbidosity]

LOL

Yeah, as soon as I read the bit about Bella always being hungry and vomiting after eating the omlette, I was like, "zOMG...She's preggers.: Dx

It was quite horrifying. I just remember reading the rest of the book in a numb, dream-like state of shock.

[elinalaula]

Nice video XD

PS I like your top

[Morbidosity]

Thanks! ;P

[snowenorr]

Me too... Up to now my mind is still thinking that BD is 750 pages of Bella's nightmare and it never really happened... then she woke up!!

Hehe... like the video too!

(where the heck is our darling Edward the whole time on this book? Did the body snatchers took him away or something?)

[Blackjack185]

That's because Twilight sucks hairy balls! A good ending is everything!

[CuteArielXOX]

Rick Roll! Should have read the beginning!

[YonexSinad]

Bella is already a Mary Sue since the first book -_-

[femmefatale1990]

@Morbidosity "numb, dream-like state of shock" perfect description. That book was----horrendous!!! horrible horrible fan fiction. I still want the real book to come out.

[MelanieXCullen]

Oh great. Breaking Dawn will like "Dream Girls"

*shudders*

[lonelygirl132]

it was renesmee

[purplemonkey2810]

BELLAS PREGNANT

[NetherLady]

Yes

[BengaraKoushi]

XD Uh, wow. Was chapter eighteen with the Bella "giving birth" to Ren...uh... Demon baby? ((forgot its name.)) If it was, that my same reaction to it.

[Hikarinaruto]

LONG LIVE BLUE BLOODS!!!!!

[azngirlchibi]

Oh, silly silly naive girl. The real book isn't coming out, because the real book... was worse.

Excuse me while I go hide in my nuclear bomb shelter to escape the crazy fangirls...