Prophet of Doom - The Unhappy Slap-head.

The bizarre story of Elisha - a folically challenged Prophet of the bible (II Kings) who wreaks terrible revenge after being mocked by small children.

Thanks to blackprince84 for pointing out the story and to Toddallengates for additional info.

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• Bible
• II
• Book
• of
• Kings
• Prophet
• Elisha
• Bears

[JRA124]

now, im being incredibly naive because iv only actually watched the first 20 seconds or so. after that i became annoyed cz i thought it was another "this is how shit the bible is" video so stopped. apologies if this video is actually entertaining, i think u just come across as arrogant and ever so slightly annoying. peace

[kalsolarUK]

From your messages I guessed you'd be about 17. Ok..so I was a year out. I'm guessing something bad happened today - someone steal your skateboard? I must thank you for taking the time however to respond with not one - but threee messages. Most of my 1017 subscribers don't send more than 2 at a time at most. Oh..and sorry for boring you - I'm sure there are plenty of skateboarding videos instead to choose from. Erm.. peace!

[AxiomPast]

Your videos are a breath of fresh air and witty, arguing is futile but mocking the Bible's absurdities is both big and clever and exposes how people are lied to and manipulated.

[kalsolarUK]

Thanks for that, the bible is much more fun to read than most people think. It also makes an effective door stop.

[grelnixar]

I've searched for it, but can't find it anywhere... where can I find the Dible?

[kalsolarUK]

the only existing copy is locked away somewhere in my imagination, lol.

[Dextrous]

God does seem a bit picky about which prayers he answers! "God, can you cure my cancer?" "No." ... "God, can you help me pass my driving test?" "No." ... "God, some kids called my bald, can you slaughter them?" "Sure. Here's a bear. Actually, make that two."

[NECHAUII]

Absolutely sickening! Here we have God's PROPHET who DOESN'T follow the Ten Commandments - "Thou Shalt Not Kill." But we common people are supposed to follow them. Imagine the grief of the parents which the Bible doesn't even mention. Why did God not immediately remove Elisha from being a Prophet or even condemn him? Yet the Bible condemns Herod for killing the babies in Bethlehem! Such hypocrisy! To think there are religious fundamentalists who think it is wrong to read about evolution.

[grumpyguts1967]

@eire1984 ' the little shites had it coming'  lol good 1 eire

[eire1984]

the little shites had it coming



[BrutusCass]

Dam you are great man, I know I found your channel late but your vision is clear ;-)

[Domodeath]

DON'T SWEAR!

[CommieUSA]

No, no. This whole thing about Elijah and Elisha has prophetic nature. Read this story carefully. Remember when you talk about Elijah, it has to do with end time. And Elisha represents the messiah because he was anointed by Elijah. The 42 kids represents 42 months. This is a very special chapter in kings 1 and 2.

[gagnashdiak]

It is NOT an anti-religious video. It just tells a story right from the Bible and that's all.

Anyway, it's lenght is only 3 and a half minutes. It really considered too long nowdays?

[A4AgnstcFndmntlst]

Bald men unite!

:)

[Theoriginal8ball]

You don't have to be able to run faster than a bear..... just slighty faster than your 42 mates. Nice job again.

[DeistPaladin]

The Dible was the book written by Nature's God. It was a great read, filled with all kinds of information on evolution, the virtues of scientific inquiry, and the "inalienable rights" that we are all endowed with. Not sure how our Creator came up with the title but it was a delightful read.