METHADONE CLINIC MADNESS PRE HOLIDAY

Wanted to title it Pre Holiday Methadone Clinic Blues, not enough soace. Just a review of my unbelieveabley miserable morning, that never seemed to end! All in all, that part turned out very positive on my part, and I made out alot. Started with a urine (1 of 90), then an unscheduled counselor meeting, a pill count (of my klonooins) and STILL 41 people ahead of me. THWN computer dies, no takehomes till its fixed, (i get 14 on this part. day) eventually it works, i go home 96 minutes after U=I arrived. GREAT SUCCES

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• methadone
• clinics.
• holiday
• takehomes.
• day
• before
• holiday.
• clinic
• chaos.

[MrMikeyboy1002]

This guy is fucking amazing! You should be famous bro.

[JenniBoo29]

LMFAO....I know that "burnout voice" all too well! Your whole rant cracked me the fuk up....sounds like me EVERY day when i get back from getting my dose!!! Theres ALWAYA ALWAYS ALWAYS something that fukn holds ya up every damn day!!!1

[BlueEyedsweety79]

P.S. the computers always used to go down at my clinic, and then they got the 80 yr old nurse bustin out the hand pump lol !

[BlueEyedsweety79]

lmfao! all this shit is sooo true !! my clinic used to back up sooo bad! people would be showin up at 4 am for the 6 am opening! just to secure a place in line! crazy shit! by the way, how the hell are ya supposed to piss supervised lol!

[datdereduck]

This guy should be on the Howard Stern show, as one of the "mascots".

[ragepoppa]

I did almost 2 years of Done' treatment, clean now but I do miss all the shit that went down at my clinic in the Detroit area. Seen it all..did it all. Methadonians man..awesome. And counselors...their almost as bad as the donians'..lol..."Computers Down!!" ..lol!! seen that man...sat there for hours waiting for computers to re boot..So true..lol...So true...How bout when they "double dose" ya by accident...used to love those days..awesome video...brought back fond (and horrible) memories both.

[TheZincZipper]

Methadonians haha I like that.

[Trez0r]

@Davy413 Lol I always did that, get my drink and get the fuck outta there. Than the nurses started giving me bad looks and say stuff like I never want to talk with them and I just get my drink and leave. So I kind of took that as a hint cause there is a BEAUTIFUL 26 year old woman work there I always chat it up with her she always look dissapointed when I just drink and leave, shes a flirty mother fucka too, being an addict you dont get to talk to beautiful woman every day so its nice:)

[romorris]

Wassup Red Alert. :)

[iamjeona]

methadonians..lol..lol. this was rather entertaining.

[zpowerful]

I sympathize with U. I too am on it, and I feel so imprisoned by it. Yeah my clinic First Steps gets pretty crazy too! I've got a great Doc though, good ol Prowse. Does the meth make you gain weight? Anybody else put on pounds since being on it? Great video :) Oh by the way, your Cute, Single Uh hum Get rid oh her I'll get rid of mine, nuf said

[zpowerful]

I sympathize with U. I too am on it, and I feel so imprisoned by it. Yeah my clinic First Steps gets pretty crazy too! I've got a great Doc though, good ol Prowse. Does the meth make you gain weight? Anybody else put on pounds since being on it? Great video :) Oh by the way, your Cute, Single Uh hum