Cordyceps limerick
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Mind altering mushrooms for taking ant lives.
High altitude ant tombs, infected ants strive.
They clime to high grasses, high sticks, and high leaves.
Kiss bye to their asses, the dying ant greaves.
Body dead. Spores relieced.
And that said, a fungus feast
It is funny to think that this poor ant died
And Youtube rated it a four out of five.
2 years ago 41
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This guy sounds like the guy from "Show me your Genitals" lol.
Thats a really nice poem.
2 years ago 5
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Aww~~ Thank you. That's sweet of you to say.
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@ObeyBunny argh the thumbs up reply WONT GO ANY HIGHER
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There once a cordyceps bloomed
Whose precense all ants entombed
They screamed in a quire
As the death toll rose higher
"My god, we are all SHROOOOMED!"
4 months ago 3
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It causes many ants to be dead
But don't let yourself be misled
If it evolved for humans, we'd soon be in tombs and...
Well then nothing more could be said
5 months ago 2
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@raykiller98 I would then produce a puppet show documentary about your struggle, staring Asian battle rapper Jin as the emo ppl, Lady Gaga as the fungus, and a cartoon version of Nikolai Tesla as you.
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Do many Cordyceps fungi have the mind control ability? What about varieties of Cordyceps that prey on other insects? Do they control their host as well? If u smoke'em, will u get high? Where can I buy a deck of those "Magic Cordyceps Game Cards (TM)" that are so popular with kids these days?
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I would be WTF-ed
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I would fight off fungus by using emo plp as a sword!
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LOL
WHAT THE
THIS IS FCKEN HILARIOUS
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Awesome!
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The last word is means to rhyme with 'leaves'
Kastralis 2 years ago
@Kastralis - 'spread' doesn't rhyme with 'leaves' in English. Limerick rhyme scheme is AABBA, not AABBB.
memutic 2 years ago