Thanksgiving Day Special

AGAMEMNON TIBERIUS VACUUM EDUCATES HUMANS ON THE TRUTH BEHIND THE HISTORY OF THANKSGIVING

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[dragonlvrgyrl]

I can't believe this!

My elementary school teachers LIED! D:

[zunipus]

There is so much to unlearn...

[LtSurge659]

More transmissions, please :)

[Luka1180]

At the end it says "SLAVES" :p

[Yoruichi0the0flash]

Lies and Slander. They swam in golden eggnog produced by the fire slug while giving birth to FETUS! whom will one day awaken qwetsaqwaddal once more so that they may feast on Stovetop as well. they didn't get any last year... it was Perdue!!!!

[rillegas08]

@jonwayneisgod On the contrary, only humans care so little about their own language as to use it to claim untruths as fact, assuming the target will not notice. Only native speakers think that they need not learn correct usage and that the logic of their language is random. Shall I tell you of the word "wend", from which we get the past tense "went"?

[zunipus]

I thought her name was "PokeYerHoney". Thank you great master for enlightening my microscopic mind.

[eatamy69]

This is the true story of Thanksgiving! Thanks for enlightening the masses!

[DarkCloud372]

lololololololololololololololo­lol

[readan]

yep...makes about as much since as anything the government has made up for this made up holiday.

[jonwayneisgod]

@rillegas08 only a human would be so arrogant as to demand another being to understand the randomness of the spelling they choose. It is unfortunate you must die. I will send the zombies your way.