Joad Cressbeckler: Homosexuality A Necessity On Cold Mountaintops

On The Cressbeckler Stance, Joad explains how the harsh conditions in mining camps can require two men becoming one.

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[654ha123]

JOAD FOR PRESSERDENT

[JaxenChaz]

"Man's brains... Mix 'em in yer whiskey fer POWER!"

[haixin611]

aa

[madderbass]

@humbertesque Damn right! Although there ain't much fer pillowy parts fer fluffin' and jigglin'! Still, mighty purdy for a Chinese!

[humbertesque]

@madderbass She really is purdy for a Chinese.

[sophiafied]

I...can't understand a word he's saying.

[8peregrint8]

I'm a mathematician and Joad's logic actually make sense because he's providing counter examples lol .. oh god

[madderbass]

Ain't that that Chinese woman at 0:22?!

[8peregrint8]

Joad 2012!!!!! who else would watch this show hahaha

[Eidelmania]

That guys an amazing actor and linguist

[Mautiks]

I'd seen ten eagles in my life and I killed nine of em'. I was sure that eagle was the one that gone away and come back again to taunt me. He was circlin' above the coral quiet-like and if there weren't so many cattle 'round I'd a loose black baby and shot him, wantin' a tenth feather for my pride hat. But gunshot's quickest way to a stampede, and I had brandin' to do. Now, before that day I had never branded a cow so I damn near jumped it the way that beast yelled out when I pressed him.

[CarbineKingClassic]

Man brain ain't much for taste. You mix it in with your whiskey for power.