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Here are all 7 radios we have found, #7 won't fit in the description, but its short and easy to hear.


Walkie #1

Dr. Maxis: Stand up *sigh*. *zombie moan*. Stand up! *zombie moan*. Good, look at me. *finger snaps* Over here! Good, now walk forward. *zombie moans* *footsteps* Excellent! Further. Keep coming. *hitting* It's all right, *unintelligible name*, calm down! *screams* I order you! *screams* KILL IT! *two gunshots* *zombie dieing* Bring me another.

Radio #1

Dr. Maxis: Initiating test number 3. Subject is within the test chamber. Activate power. *electric noises, switch* *hellhound noise*
Richtofen: Oh, oh my god!
Maxis: Get a hold of yourself and clean that up! Test number 3, unsuccessful. Test subject has been reduced to the same state, as previous subjects. CLEAN UP THE TEST CHAMBER AND RECALIBRATE THE SYSTEM! Let's do it again.
Richtofen: Yes, doctor.

Walkie #2

Voice 1: But Im all out of hope
Voice 2: Aveta zay (goodbye) my friend
Click, buzzing, horns
*warning the shield is now active, destroy the designated materials and report to the barracks, this is not a drill ( repeats until end of transmission)*
Voice 2: Dammit I cant find my pills, they are coming, I must do what I must do, god forgive us all, *choking, gagging* *zombies attacking* *guns shots and crying*

Radio #2

*Barking dogs*
Maxis: Edward tie the damn thing down! *barking* we can't have it running around during the test! *dog whimpers*
Richtofen: It's tied down now Doctor Maxis. *whine*
Maxis: Initiating test number 5. Subject is within the test chamber. Activate power. *electricity*
Richtofen: Searching for vitals. No reading, doctor. The subject has... disappeared. Dr. Maxis we've done it!
Maxis: Don't be foolish! Test number 5 *sigh* is unsuccessful. Subject has vanished, yes, but has not reappeared at the mainframe. Recalibrate the damn system! NOW!

Walkie #3

Maxis: Sophia, this letter is to go to the Reichstag high command immediately. Gentlemen, it is with the utmost urgency that I draw your attention to the lack of funding being injected into 'The Giant' project. Well, I believe we are close to realizing the ultimate plan. We still have several years of development before it is ready. It would be folly to cut our expenditures so early in our development. As you know, early tests on the DG-2 have easily outperformed expectations and we fully anticipate mass producing the Wunderwaffe within the next few years. Work on the matter transference has, however, come to a standstill. We simply do not have enough Element 115 to continue the experiments. The test subjects have survived teleportation but are currently unresponsive to commands and cannot be controlled. If we are to overcome this obstacle, we need to increase the frequency and size of the experiment. To this end, I suggest we find not only a regular supply of 115, but that we also find a larger conduit to channel the energy. Our operatives in America, have informed that the U.S have a large supply of the element at the Nevada base. So time is of the essence if we are to stay ahead of them. This cannot be done if you cut the budget, nor can it be done if you insist on pressuring us into action before we are ready. I am available for discussion on the matter, but on the meantime I will continue with the work here and try to win this damned war! Signed, etc... etc..., Dr. Maxis.

Radio #3

Maxis: Initiating test number 6. Subject is in test chamber. Activate power.*electric noises, switch* *hellhound noise*. Dammit *unintelligible*! Did you set up the device correctly!?
Richtofen: Yes, doctor, as for your specifications.
Maxis: If you had done it to my specifications it would've worked, WOULDN'T IT!? As usual your incompetence has-- *hellhound spawn noise*
Richtofen: Do you hear that doctor?
Maxis: Quiet you fool! Test Number 6 is a failure, but the experiments have caused some kind of electrical warp to energize the chamber. Well! Open the door!
Richtofen: Doctor, I don't think-
Maxis: Open the door! NOW! *door opens* *hellhound noise*
Samantha: Daddy, what are you doing to *dog's name, unintelligible*?
Maxis: Dammit Samantha, I told you never to come in here! *name* get her out of here.
Richtofen: Yes, doctor. *hellhound noise* *Samantha screams*
Samantha: What's wrong with her? Daddy! What did you do!? *unintelligible*!
Maxis: Samantha! Come back here! SAMANTHA! Stop her! *hellhound growls*
Maxis: Easy, come here Samantha. Good girl! *hellhound growls*
Maxis: Gently Samantha. That's not *unintelligible name* anymore. We must get out of here. *unintelligible name*! what are you doing?! *unintelligible name*! Get back here! Open the door! *unintelligible name*! OPEN THIS DOOR NOW!!! *banging* *hellhound screaming*
Samantha (crying): Daddy! I'm scared! *unintelligible*
Maxis: Stay by me Samantha!
Richtofen: Goodbye, Doctor Maxis. *electric* *laughter*

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  • The Name of the Dog is Fluffy xD

  • There is one in the ipod version by double tap. It is about Dr. Maxis welcoming members to group 935. Glad to help.

  • oh the dirty things id do to samantha...

  • @Razzy09811 Yes, that is why there is a teleporter there so they could teleport element 115 from Area 51 to Moon easily

  • the radio at 3:41 is after when Dr.maxis gives fluffy (the dog's name) to Samantha.

    that radio is in the room with the 2 brains with the spines attached and where the trench gun is at

  • the window in the room at 0:50 where zombie come in theres words in white that said "teddy's a liar".

  • OMG Its in Area 51 if you listen to the tape recorder it says We have a large supply of the element at the Nevada Base Area 51!!

  • First Radio: Stand Up * AND HAVE SEX WITH ME "Noo" STAND UP NOW "Dont fuck me too hard" *Gives bj**slapping sounds* Look at me. *turns him on* Over here! *wants him to look at him says no.* Good. *finally looks* *gets up from bj* *walk foward.* AND BONE ME IN THE ASS *Fine i will * Starts fucking* Wants it further And Faster cause it sounds like hes going slow and hard. he starts jizzing. KEEP COMING, ITS ALRIGHT *iTs just my cumshot* KILL IT! I SAID KILL IT! bring me another. *HOOKER*

  • on the last radio if fluffy(the dog) is pregnant then who is the husband of fluffy??

  • Ahaha dr.richtoffen ur soo cool(: hes the best character(:

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