caped crusader

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Lyrics
"When I die you will find
my body clean and shaved.
Do not touch my genitals
Without gloves on your hands.
Let no one come near me
If they are female.
Watch on my left hand,
Perfume made just for men;
Purify my soul from unclean things.
Pray all night. Sharpen knives
To slaughter swift and clean.
The prophet says
The animal should not feel any pain.
Oh god, forgive me
for all my sins!
The time of fun and waste has gone;
Judgement has arrived.
Wedding in paradise
The black-eyed virgins call:
"Come hither Friend of God"
God is great! God is love!
We must kill infidels!
I don't care If I do
What's right in the sight of men.
The important thing is for me
To do right in God's sight!
Anoint me with cooking oil,
I'm Daniel in the den.
Baby killers
and calico cats,
Lord, shall feel thy wrath!
God is great! God is love!
No no God but God!
We must kill infidels!
I'm ready to become a martyr;
Give the most precious thing I have,
Fight with my heart to the last drop of blood.
Blood!
Why do we hate you so
To blow ourselves up just to blow up you?
Everytime you bomb our lands
It might be time for you to ask,
"What will their kids be like?"
"What will their kids be like?"
Killing time, blending in,
A smile and a paper hat.
Feel Jihad each time I ask:
"Would you like fries with that?"
Our Bruce Wayne
Complete with cave
Dispatched crime-fighting bats.
Think like me for minute or three
You'll come up with a way
To slip right through your gates
You'll never be secure
You'll never be secure!
There is no God but God!

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