Brian the Sailor
written and performed by Seamous Holland and Jiles Matlock
Brian the sailor
You left your home for the sea
Brian the sailor
Your testicles were frozen
Now they are free
With your nautical mind
And your nautical nails'
Searching the seas
For the beluga whales
You sank in the ocean
You forgot the notion
You must apply lotion
Can't you see?
Brian the sailor
Your aquatic adventures are neat
Brian the sailor
I want to touch
Those glorious webbed feet
Hunting manatees
And using their meat
You cannot go wrong
When the meat is so sweet
You sank in the ocean
You forgot the notion
You must apply lotion
Can't you see?
BRIAN THE SAILOR x33
you sicken me
ireallyloveericlyons 2 years ago
that kid makes me want to barf my lungs out
ireallyloveericlyons 2 years ago
i was impregnated when while writing that comment. now my baby is here.
ireallyloveericlyons 2 years ago
dis iz lyke rlle lame
ireallyloveericlyons 2 years ago