Confessions Of A Facebook Stalker - Dave Giles

There's some pretty shocking parts of this... but i was a bit out of practise... hope you like it anyway.

In my mind there are two types of facebook stalking, the casual stalking where you just look up old friends and see what they've been up too, and the full on stalking when you HAVE to look at the same persons page everyday... this is about the second type

Lyrics

It's a self afflicted torture
Looking at your facebook page
Cos you're so pretty in your picture
And your newsfeed just fills me with rage
But I can't help myself from having a look
And I really don't know what I'm hoping to find.
And its getting even worse now its on my phone but its true
I'm addicted to you

So it seems Im in a muddle
It seems that I just can't move on
And I know that this is trouble
Cos Im looking at you all day long
And it really is hard not to give you a poke
Or comment on the things that I don't approve
I hate it when you're tagged with some other bloke Cos its true
I'm addicted to you

And I know that in the real world
I can't look you in the eye
And my social inadequacies
Leave me all tongue tied
I text you when I've drunk too much
But you never reply
I must creep you out so much
But I'm addicted to you

So I can't escape the torture
Of looking at your facebook page
Can't you change your picture?
Can you please stop filling me with rage?
Cos I can't stop my self from having a look
And I know that just by looking you'll never be mine
And its clear that this will never have a happy end but its true
I'm addicted to you

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[shugashoop]

Saw you at the open mic in Winchester, thought you we're brilliant, amusingly down to earth, as well as talented :) wish i could have been able to go to your gig on sunday though, sure it'll be brilliant

[DaveJGiles]

@shugashoop thank you :D that means a lot! hoping to come back to open mic soon! i like it there!

[shugashoop]

@DaveJGiles you might see me there next time, if i finally get the balls to get onstage lol XD

[DaveJGiles]

@shugashoop that would be cool!

[dancemagicdance100]

Not gunna lie, I do stalk you on a regular basis :')

[DaveJGiles]

@dancemagicdance100 haha! brilliant!

[DaveJGiles]

@jkirk1963 why thank you! i appreciate your honesty

[karlr95]

This is about me right now, apart from a "friend" is getting in the way of me actually doing something about it!!

[karlr95]

@DaveJGiles A real friend surprisingly :O

[DaveJGiles]

@karlr95 a facebook "friend" or a real friend? x

[DaveJGiles]

@n64dude94 thank you! hope to see you next time i'm in oxford!

[magicabz1]

@DaveJGiles ahaha i bet you do stalker me ;) i dnt mind tho , i have to admit i look at ur page time to time