Turbo Visualator - making sense of nonsense

The Turbo Encabulator is a fictional machine whose alleged existence became an in-joke amoung engineers. http://sunilkherwa.wordpress.com/2011/09/22/turbovisualator-making-sense-of-n...

Transcript:
For a number of years now work has been proceeding in order to bring perfection to that crudely conceived idea of a transmission that would not only supply inverse reactive current for use in unilateral pays detractors but would also be capable of automatically synchronizing cardinal grammeters. Such an instrument is the turbo encabulator.

Now basically the only new principle involved is that instead of power being generated by the relative motion of conductors and fluxes, it is produced by the modial interaction of magnito reluctance and capacitive deractants.

The original machine had a base plate of prefabulated Amulite, surmounted by a malleable logarithmic casing in such a way that the two sperving bearings were in a direct line with the panametric fam.

The latter consisted simply of six hydro coptic marselvans so fitted to the
ambophacient lunar wane shaft that side fumbling was effectively prevented.

The main winding was of the normal lotus-o-delta type placed in pandermic semiboloid slots of the statur.

Every seventh conductor being connected by a non reversible tarmey pipe to the differential girdle spring on the other end of the grammys.

The turboencabulator has now reached a high level of development and
it's being successfully used in the operation of novertrunions.

Moreover, whenever a flouroscent score motion is required, it may also be employed in conjunction with the drawn reciprocation dingle arm to reduce sinosodial replanaration.

It's not cheap but i'm sure the government will buy it.

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[samuelmichaud]

As a very visual learner... I still don't know what the fuck this is all about here. Propulsion? My gawd wtf.

[modelleg]

wait for it...wait for it .. DINGLE ARM!