Top 10 Ways to Tell if you are a Noob at Battlefield 2142

*FIRST OFF* Dont take this vid TOO seriously. It's half joke/half serious, hence it being in the comedy category.

Title pretty much says it all. Also, dont come in saying how I'm a noob for commiting these crimes, they are for reference views only. Song is: Flogging Molly - Devil's Dance Floor.

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[Galient5]

this video is stupid, I protect a Titan corridor, no I don't throw its constantly but as soon as I see some one I might. also no one mashes the keyboard, they look around frantically to find the person shooting at them. "Jihad Jeeping" is a perfectly legitimate tactic (By the way Jihads blow themselves up not the car they were in a few seconds ago. spraying... no, however controlled sprays from the hip are fine.

[farfromsober]

@Galient5 thank you for the valued input.

[saulofwar]

Wow, so if we do one of these we're a noob, but you did all of them while making this video. What does that make you :P

[farfromsober]

@saulofwar No one has ever said this to me.

[MrFalconfly]

Two questions.

1) Am I a n00b I'm "camping" trying to defend a hallway in the titan (should be said that I do try and press them back out of the titan)

2) Am I a n00b if I am taking cover inside the hallway in the titan advancing up to the console.

[farfromsober]

@MrFalconfly nah, only if you just lay there and throw grenade after grenade after grenade...

[Brady736]

wow some of those arent true like finishing an enemy with a entire clip what if there bunny hoping? And Those Titan Guns Arent Noobish They Are Used For Arttilery So Some Of Those Arent True.

[stargroove4]

@Arctisavanger Prattle fail. You lose.

[Arctisavanger]

@stargroove4

Estonia is a smaller shithole than usa. You are even too stupid to know whats the difference between european countrys and usa. Knowing how fucked up americans reputations are worldwide, theres realy nothing smart to excpect from you. Im sure your just a nother american whose stupidity brings shame to your fellow countrymen.

So basicaly knowing you cant counter anything in what i type with actual facts then theres realy nothing left to discuss with you. Bb and grow up.

[stargroove4]

@Arctisavanger Yes, even trolls live in shit holes like Estonia.

[stargroove4]

@Arctisavanger Hey dickhead, my name is Dosdiphor It means Two Die For, meaning, like yesterday, when in 15 seconds I destroyed a gunship, a tank, the pilot, the driver, and 3 soldiers firing at me from 30 feet. I don't know what lies and worlds you live in, but I'm always in a wrecking squad, storming the console corridors. In fact, alot of the times, I'm the cloaked sniper, watching my buddies die all around me as I run past their falling bodies, ignoring the screams to reach the console..BOOM

[Arctisavanger]

@stargroove4

Dont make me laugh. I have never seen cases during my 3 years of playing 2142 that a group (4+ people) of soliders will enter the corridor at same time. People arent stupid and would wun into the corridor seeing that their teammate got shot down asap.

Thats not strategic, even a 5 year old can camp their eyeballs out. That is a tactic for newbies who dont know how to shoot and attack.

Btw since your such a pro, i wana see ur 2142 profile. Mine is Smartass. (with a dot)

[Arctisavanger]

@stargroove4

I was being sarcastic to the video uploader you dipshit chicken.

[stargroove4]

@Arctisavanger Since when could a knife hurt a tank?

I know you're stupid, but crazy too?

[stargroove4]

@Arctisavanger I don't need to counter some idiot that associates grenade defense from 20 oncomming soldiers with noobism.

You're just another whiny bitch and should go purchase MW3 and leave strategic defense counter measures to the big boys.

Noob.

[Arctisavanger]

@stargroove4

I dont see you giving any sentences on countering what i wrote.

Besides everyone, even a complete moron knows that defending aka camping is craploads of times easier then attacking.