Which of them will Jesus smite first? (Question answered!)

Jerry Falwell and Pat Robertson two days after September 11, 2001. Did Jesus tell them to blame 9-11 on homosexuals and pagans? Or did they think of that crap by themselves?

Aha! The question I posed in the title was answered on May 15, 2007 when God wrathfully smote Jerry "Jabba" Falwell.

Allegedly he died of a "heart rhythm abnormality." My bet is on a heart attack brought on by his uncontrolled gluttony.

Gluttony? Hmmm...
http://206.135.15.32/answers/aglutton.html

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[xxWhiteBrickWallxx]

Dear God, Please protect me from your followers

[bbridge4th]

Vile messengers of HATE disguised as love. Take responsiblity for your own action without blaming it on some invisible spirit, god, satan, santa claus, easter bunny they're all manmade folks, LOL

[BamfFromLA]

Yes throwing God out caused Religious fundamentalist to crash planes into the WTC's....what a fucking idiot. I can't waitfor Pat Robertson to die.

[Saya4345103]

This were the ones God warned us about. Evil would come disguised as Good.

[jones6119]

These two shills should be in jail for tax evasion and financial fraud. They pick the pockets of the vulnerable while pretending to play God.

[sheilaraerobinson]

Dumb and Dumber

[Emanresu56]

Innocent babies? I thought we were born sinners.

[piranalu]

It's a toss-up. Falwell died first- Roberts is here- is it the chicken or the egg?

[patrickthesaint]

Who will Jesus smite? Neither, assuming he exists. If one takes the bible at its word., Yahweh does indeed allow horrors to befall those who abandon Him. War, disease, famine, flood, you name it.

The only problem with the Falwells and Robertsons of the world is the god they revere.

[scotttebben]

I have absolutely no qualm about ridiculing the self deluded retards. I say fuck them. Atheist should never apologize to a fool. They are the ones who have imaginary friends and preach there vile jesus poison to every living person. They should be ashamed of themselves. The more contempt shown to them the better.

[Godskid66]

@PissedPlayinPimp how true. It's all about money

[odephraimchai]

There is no room today for Christianity it was tried in the fire and found wanting. There is no greater power than the instrument of true Faith in the hearts of the children of Yahweh when they recognize that Israel is the body of Yahshua."