WHAT'S YOUR EMO STYLE? Skater? Punk? Nerd? Fat? MySpace?

What's your emo style? Emo Goth, Emo Scene, or Skater Emo? Find out which Emo type you most identify with coming after the beat!

What's up scene kids, I'm Eddie, and I am going to school you in types of emos. Like Baskin Robbins Emos come in many different flavors I'm going to handing out free sample of the most popular emo flavors.

Poser Emo: A poser emo is a young person between the ages of eight and twelve who pretends that they are sad just to fit in with other emos. You are most likely to spot a poser emo hanging outside 7-11 or at an arcade.

Perfect Scene: The perfect scene emo aka plastic emo is a really hot, perfect girl who is of scene ages between 18 and 24. The perfect scene is all about looks not actually being on the scene. You are most likey to spot a perfect scene girl at trendy bars or upscale music venues.

Emo Goth: A hybrid of emo and goth. Think your generic goth person take away the anger and rage and you have emo goth. You are most likely to spot an emo goth roaming graveyards or shopping at Hot topic.

Myspace Whore: This emo has thousands of myspace friends and few real friends. Their myspace profile is littered with strange pictures of themselves that have been photoshopped and altered to make them look cool and more

Fat Emo: Fat emos are not really emo thay are just fat kids. Scene kids are in to perfection and image. If you're fat—you're just not scene, or emo. You're most likey to spot a fat emo outside a McDonald's or other fast food restaurant.

Screamo: The screamo is an emo who listens to nothing but metal, emo core, grind core, and black metal. He usually dates a hot emo chick and will likey to throw down in the mosh pit.

Skater Emo: This is a skater who doesn't fit in to the normal skater mold due to the fact that he likes to wear eyeliner and is super depressed. You are most likely to spot a skater emo hanging out on the high school steps or in detention.

This is Eddie the emo for emoworldtv.com parting is such sweet sorrow I'll just see you on the scene.

Category:

Entertainment

Tags:

• emo
• hairstyles
• boy
• girl
• myspace
• gay
• skater
• fat
• bisexual
• bi
• kissing
• sexy
• teen
• goth
• punk
• rock
• scene
• naked
• girls
• chick

[polytheisticdrummer1]

WHO ELSE WANTS TO KILL HIM?



[devonrawrmonster]

Did he just say that fat people can't be be emo. DID HE JUST SAY, THAT IF YOU'RE FAT, YOU CANNOT BE EMO? Wtf is wrong with the world these days, my god, are these things serious, I'm ready to come and punch him on camera >8l

[GagGiftClothing]

This is a joke right?

[TheMrchrisi]

@polytheisticdrummer1 No.. Let him suffer >:¥ (dont ask bout the face...)

[devonrawrmonster]

@10mikejones uh, no, I'm actually a 110 pound girl. but thanks for asking(;

[lake7997]

wtf scene and emo are not even the same thing and plus it says scene emo is all chicks well gess what dush bag im a guy and im scene

[DeyiiRawR]

Dah fuck .___. So Im just a sexy emo faggot? e.e

#BULLSHIT RIGHT THERE

[MasterCheifLegiT]

@10mikejones wow you just makes yourself an idiot btw we not fat. I guess you re fat XD

[MasterCheifLegiT]

@chick736 Yeah this is a joke so I'm emo too btw