Listen up kids; abstinence /is/ cool/.

Just watch the video, and suddenly feel less turned on to losing your virginity. Cover 'em up, boys.
[disclaimer: I didn't make it myself; it was sent to me in an e-mail years ago, and I just recently found it. Enjoy.]

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Entertainment

Tags:

• screaming
• children
• candy
• Sweeties
• foreign
• language
• abstinence
• condoms

[t3hsupahfreak]

@socksumi and anyone else being uber political about the word 'abstinence' in the title, really..... [coughSARCASMcough] That is all. :D

[prozacjunkie112]

1. beat that kids ass

2. do what the commercial says, wear a condom

[amayagab]

Girls in abstinence programs are twice as likely to give oral sex and SIX TIMES more liely to give anal sex, if that ain't the funniest slap in the face you've ever heard.

[TheSystematicJoker]

@TheLavish99 You seem like a real ponce love.

[TheLavish99]

YEAH RIGHT! Like comprehensive sex ed is supposed to help you too when condoms and birth control are not even 100% effective either and all you tree hugging, jungle loving, fruity, wiccan, new age, hippy, trailer trash, queer, immoral, and undisciplined liberal shrimps should understand that! If you came from a classy and splendid family like I did, then you would understand this abstinence issue better. Learn to control you freaking hormones, you punks! FYI, I'm college educated too!

[MainStOrchestra]

I was waiting for something funny? Like why didnt he throw the bag at that kid.

[batmanpronz]

No need for abstinence. Vasectomy is the way to go. Now if only i can find a urologist who will perform the surgery on a childless 23 year old. Maybe I should lie and tell the asshole I already have 2 children. I doubt he'd check anyway.

[DareToWaitAbstain]

@amayagab its true.

[DareToWaitAbstain]

hows about be a man and discipline your child.

[memmorie22]

someone shoot that kid 

[twintomahawk]

ha

[socksumi]

This commercial is advertising condoms not abstinence. Can't you religious prudes get that straight?