THE REAL DUKE NUKEM FOREVER TEASER

HAIL TO THE KING BABY!

when I was a kid I promised my granpa I was going to play this video game in his honour when he was dying, because he waited for the release of it for all his life, now I'm afraid I won't be able to complete my comitement, sice it hasnt been released yet, and I'm 52 now.

There hasn't been much hype 'cos no one knows much about it. There's nothing you can say other than it's taking too long.

And the developers have stated, "We don't want hype. We just want to keep quiet, work hard and emerge later to show you what we're working on." That kind of stuff.

Duke Fucking Nukem bitch.

This is the man so metal, he repeatedly saves the world from alien fucks and has time to impregnant some very interesting women.

Duke doesn't need your insults, his golden amazingness is beyond the capabilities of your short minded and feeble imagination,

is this coming out for PS3???

REAL, new Duke Nukem Forever in-game footage.

watch?v=mp827KokQn0

are you blind or something? there are no grenades strapped to his chest, there are Bullets and Shotgun Shells, but no grenades.

and that happens to be his regular attire.

American nationalism? well duke was made by americans, in america, makes sense. what's he supposed to be argentinian? canadian? french?

nah, they made this as a little "teaser" for a christmas party the company was having.