The Boy with a Hole Through His Head

This is a song I wrote back in the 1980s about a boy with a nose-picking problem. I recorded it live and raw with just the built-in microphone on my camcorder. So, the sound quality is pretty poor and the vocals aren't balanced properly with the guitar.

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LYRICS:
He's been picking at his nose
and wiping with his sleeve
Now it's red just like a rose
and it may even bleed
If only he'd leave it alone
like the doctor said
But now he's scratched done to the bone
it's hanging by a thread

He kept a picking through the night
his blankets are all stained
He lost at least a pint of blood
and one half of his brain
He stopped a scratching when he reached
his fluffy soft pillow
Now he's always recognized
where ever he may go

They don't call him Ted or Fred
He's the boy with a hole through his head!

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• boy
• hole
• head
• song
• acoustic
• guitar
• picking
• nose
• problem
• wiping
• sleeve
• blood
• brain
• live
• raw
• silly
• funny
• parody
• spoof
• humor

[magiceric311]

That's awesome!!! Love it!!! :)

[blackturtleshow]

Thanks much!!!

[faffytunes]

Sounds like he had a nose picking problem

[blackturtleshow]

Nose picking problem of epic proportions! LOL

[kenrg]

LMAO! Another classic.

[blackturtleshow]

I saw on Facebook that you favorited that anthropological introductions video and so I watched it all the way through. I noticed that you made an appearance or two in that video! Pretty awesome!

[marywinmusic]

Thank you for bringing us a blast from the past. ah, this is great! **** *

[NeoBards]

Right on! Bubbles are great fun :)

[blackturtleshow]

Thanks!

[blackturtleshow]

Thanks! After seeing your bubbles video I'm going to have to think of something to do with bubbles!