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Uploaded by on Jun 3, 2011

(UK) Series 11 - Episode 4 - Road To The North Pole.
(US) Season 9 - Episode 7 - Road To The North Pole.

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Santa:
Each bell would peal with a silvery zeal
As the holiday feeling was filling us.
But now instead, all we're feeling is dread
Because Christmastime is killing us!

Elves:
Each Christmas list gets us more and more pissed
Till the thought of existence is chilling us.

Santa:
I'll tell you what. Shove your list up your butt, because...

Santa and Elves:
Christmastime is killing us!

Stewie:
But can't you see that what you do
Is a dream come true?
Can't you see that every smile
Makes it all worthwhile?

Santa:
No, screw you! It's all but through,
There's too much to do.
All those dreams are nightmares
And blank icy stares.
Each little elf used to fill up a shelf
Making playthings and selflessly thrilling us.
Now they're on crack and it feels like Iraq
Because Christmastime is killing us!

Elves:
Each model train only heightens the pain
Of the workload that's straining and drilling us.

Santa:
Fingers all bleed. And look! That guy just peed
Because Christmastime is killing us!

Stewie:
But can't you see our point of view?
We rely on you.
Can't you see that Christmas cheer
Gets us through the year?

Santa:
My whole crew is black and blue.
Can't you take a clue?
You may think I look great,
But I'm twenty-eight!

Santa and Elves:
Each jingle-bell is a requiem knell,
And while you think it's swell, we are toiling in Hell!

Santa:
Take a look, you can tell, as a man, I'm a shell!

Santa and Elves:
Because Christmastime is killing us!
Killing us!
Christmastime is killing us!

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Uploader Comments (Chao500)

  • Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year Chao500! :D

  • @Constructer97

    Thank you. Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year to you too.

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  • I'm not much of a fan of family guy but this song is really good and funny.

  • @ooozetoons he's magic.

  • Way this song dont get a grammy

  • @Chachacobras you don't vote for the grammys...

  • @Chachacobras u cant vote unless ur in the Recording Academy.......it lost already to sum Mandy Moore crap

  • no top comment uhhhhh... FAMILY GUY IS AWESOME!

  • fingers all bleed and look that guy just peed :')

  • @IMASTARpr Question, how can I vote for this song, cuz I wanna :D

  • @Darkforce39a I suggest that you include some sort of punctuation in that sentence so that it's not such a pain to read.

  • How is Santa 28 because isn't Christmas longer than 28 years weird.

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