Tribute to Kent Hovind

I wrote and performed the music

chrisboe4ever animated the cartoon

PLEASE RATE AND FAVE! it would make me happy...

Funny thing, I never posted this on my channel.. I only had the Live version I made... so I guess it's better late than never...

Lyrics:

Yeah we all know this guy,
He's a friggin' ass.
Yeah he calls himself a doctor
but he hasn't passed a science class.

But even though he says that evolution
is just a made up claim
I don't know about you
but that is fucking lame.

Yeah the Flintstones were real,
Just like the taxes he didn't steal

You're a fucktard aren't you, Kent?

And the way that he tries
to prove is made up shit, (his made up shit)
he says that science is a lie
and the Bible proves it, (the bible proves it)
But what he doesn't seem to know is that Bible,
that he's claimed to have read (It really sucks)
Has about as much facts
as Evil Dead. (I'll swallow your soul)

Yes, God is for sale.
I hope that you fucking rot in jail.

(chorus)

Kent you are the biggest ass in the world,
yes you are.
Kent you're a Dick.


Chords:
there's 4 parts...

Verse,
PreChorus
Chorus
Bridge.


VERSE:
D, A, G,
with a C to C# fill into the next measure.

PRECHORUS:
Bm, G, A

CHORUS:
D, A, Bm, G

BRIDGE:
Bm, G, D, A
Bm, G, D, Em, F#m



The entire Song structure goes like this:

Verse x 6
Prechorus x 1
Chorus x 1
Verse x 4
Prechorus x 1
Chorus x 2
Bridge x 1

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[sensibleadult]

The evolution/atheist argument in a nutshell; insult insult insult we are open minded and tolerant now shut up you stupid moron nobody wants to hear you, hate hate hate, curse curse curse why can't you be advanced like us profanity profanity profanity look how smart we are we write juvenile songs filled with lies, profanity, and insults.

[eddygoombah]

and you didn't answer any of my questions...

the hovindian argument in a nutshell

well done

[eddygoombah]

Here's the reply from "sensibleadult" that he sent via personal message instead of in the comment section:

Your questions don't deserve an answer, numbskull. You wouldn't recognize truth if it hit you in the head. Now go clean up your room, your mama's old and tired of picking up after you.

[eddygoombah]

...and with that response, I think it's safe to say that "sensibleadult" is nothing but a poe.

[sensibleadult]

This is extremely juvenile. But what can you expect from someone who thinks we came from rocks? Whoever wrote and sang this song is a waste of oxygen.

[eddygoombah]

I wrote and sang this song. Tell me... do you believe that the earth is 6000 to 10,000 years old? Do you like defending the likes of hovind, who is a known liar, perpetuator of scientific illiteracy, a tax felon who even most young earth creationists think is crazy? Do you think the T-Rex was a vegetarian?

If the answer is yes to any of these, I really don't know if your name is apt, sensibleadult.

[eddygoombah]

Curious, do you think that every comic everywhere is an animal? Hovind has been thoroughly debunked to the point of nauseousness. Even most young earth creationists know he's a fraud. Answers in Genesis warns not to use the hovind theory when arguing because of how poorly constructed it is. There is no point addressing his ideas other than to mock, as with anyone who willingly perpetuates scientific illiteracy and conspiracy theory.

[eddygoombah]

P.S. and I feel bad for anyone intellectually stunted enough and lacking important critical thinking skills to be duped by this snake oil salesman. Seriously, not even other Young Earth Creationists think he's credible. Even Answers in Genesis warns their followers that the hovind argument is unquestionably poorly made and should not be cited. Not one idea has been accepted by any accredited scientist. Even his doctorate is from a diploma mill. Save your pity for yourself

[Joe C]

I think the song is catchy, well written, and tells the true story of an ignorant, deluded criminal.

It's hilarious how you ignorant fools think evolution is that "we came from rocks", yet you believe the invisible man in the sky made us from dust. Hurray, for irrational beliefs!

[Shadoboy]

Professors that debated him "lost" for the same reason you can't win a game of chess against a pigeon.

You can know all the best strategies from the best players in history, but they won't work if the only thing your opponent does is knock over the pieces and shit on the board.

[Thelittlegiggti]

Satans got a grip on you man.