Tribute to Kent Hovind

I wrote and performed the music

chrisboe4ever animated the cartoon

PLEASE RATE AND FAVE! it would make me happy...

Funny thing, I never posted this on my channel.. I only had the Live version I made... so I guess it's better late than never...

Lyrics:

Yeah we all know this guy,
He's a friggin' ass.
Yeah he calls himself a doctor
but he hasn't passed a science class.

But even though he says that evolution
is just a made up claim
I don't know about you
but that is fucking lame.

Yeah the Flintstones were real,
Just like the taxes he didn't steal

You're a fucktard aren't you, Kent?

And the way that he tries
to prove is made up shit, (his made up shit)
he says that science is a lie
and the Bible proves it, (the bible proves it)
But what he doesn't seem to know is that Bible,
that he's claimed to have read (It really sucks)
Has about as much facts
as Evil Dead. (I'll swallow your soul)

Yes, God is for sale.
I hope that you fucking rot in jail.

(chorus)

Kent you are the biggest ass in the world,
yes you are.
Kent you're a Dick.


Chords:
there's 4 parts...

Verse,
PreChorus
Chorus
Bridge.


VERSE:
D, A, G,
with a C to C# fill into the next measure.

PRECHORUS:
Bm, G, A

CHORUS:
D, A, Bm, G

BRIDGE:
Bm, G, D, A
Bm, G, D, Em, F#m



The entire Song structure goes like this:

Verse x 6
Prechorus x 1
Chorus x 1
Verse x 4
Prechorus x 1
Chorus x 2
Bridge x 1

Category:

Music

Tags:

• Tribute
• Kent
• Hovind
• chrisboe4ever
• eddygoombah
• creationism
• evolution
• CSE
• fucktard
• science
• christianity
• design
• god

[judoisoww]

this is good but the one with the living dinosaur is better :)

[eddygoombah]

@judoisoww this is the original version and it's more than 4 years old. It's also hand drawn. so....

[LatiasDita]

Is the song's name "A Tribute to Kent Hovind," or something else?

[eddygoombah]

@LatiasDita I really don't know how to answer that question

[eddygoombah]

@lilimax555 HOLY SHIT. IT IS MY 6 YEAR YOUTUBE BIRTHDAY!!! AHHHHH!!!!!

[eddygoombah]

@umkemesic I'm sure Mein Kumpf is historically correct, using real people and places too. But that doesn't make it any less worthy of disdain. Any book that supports slavery, scientific illiteracy, mistreatment of women, threats of eternal torment, etc., is worthy of the same disdain.

[eddygoombah]

@MrWaddefak cue PSA sign off jingle here

[MrWaddefak]

@eddygoombah it doesn't really matter at all, but the more you know... ;)

[eddygoombah]

@MrWaddefak eh... didn't read it anyway. Too "wanna take over the world and blame the Jews-ey" for me

[MrWaddefak]

@eddygoombah actually, it's kampf.

[SuperBspb]

@TheCdog24 The reason that most civilizations have it because there was a huge flood in ancient mesopotamia. Not the whole world. Plus the Epic of Gilgamesh predates the bible.

[SuperBspb]

@repotinter Well, kinda hard to debate him when he's in jail for tax evasion.

What happened to this verse?

Mark 12:17

King James Version (KJV) 17And Jesus answering said unto them, Render to Caesar the things that are Caesar's, and to God the things that are God's. And they marvelled at him.