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Season One That's Life-Episode 3: Paranoid
Rated R (for language)

Written By- Paul Kirk, and Mark Champion

Main Cast-
Michael Davenport
http://www.youtube.com/user/Davenport007

Mark Champion
http://www.youtube.com/user/MarkChampion009

Minor Cast-
People At Table #1
People At Table #2
Stevens The Waiter

Teddington, Middlesex UK 7:00 PM
17 September, 2009.

Mark Champion is walking through the loud and busy Bar Estilo Mediterranean restaurant heading to one of the tables he takes care of when he sees a man staring at him. Mark ignores this and continues working, he asks them what they would like to drink and tells them the drink specials, and hands them some menus. He then walks over to a table that just signaled him over, he answers questions about the Tapas.
"Are they any good"?
"Oh yes sir, there the best".
"Really"? Whats inside them"?
"Well, we have meat, vegetarian, and fish tapas. Which are interested in"?
"Oh, hmm lets see here. How about the meat tapas"?
"Well sir, which one"?
"Oh, um lets see here, oh wheres my glasses"? As the man searches for his glasses he notices the same man is starring at him. Marks starts to think to himself.
Oh god I hope I didn't piss this guy off at the pub last night. Fuck have I met him before? Perhaps he's been sitting there for a while and wants to be served or something. He's not my section though. Damn, why is he staring at me? Oh fuck he's going to murder me. He's a serial killer and he's chosen me as his next target. Oh god he's probably some sick fuck who'll who'll hang me upside down by nailing a tack into my nuts. Oh my god I gotta get out of here somehow.
The man is still looking for his glasses as he argues with his wife where he may have put them.
"Sir, how about I suggest one for you"? The man looks at Mark, bewildered at what he had just said because he wasn't listening, but he'll lie and say his hearings going out and asks Mark again.
"I said perhaps I can suggest to you one of the tapas".
"Oh that would be splendid".
'The lamb kofta with tzatziki is superb, I highly suggest it".
"The lamb what? with what? Speak English boy, I don't know what all that means".
'Lam Kofta. It's an Indian dish that is made of ground up lamb in the shape of small meatballs, and tzatziki is like a creamy sauce that you would find on a Gyro sir".
"Oh okay, that sounds nice, I'll have that".
"Okay sir, can I have- "Oh wait how much is it"? "It's 3.50 quid".
"Okay, I'll take it then".
"Now may I take your order ma'am"? Mark is now very anxious to leave this table since the stranger has now moved closer to him.
"Well I'll have the Spanish tortilla with potato and caramelized onion".
"Okay, I'll be back with your order when it's done". Mark darts to the kitchen handing over both orders from the two tables he had just left and heads to his friend Steven who is heading out to a table with a pitcher of water.
"Hey Steven, can you cover for me"?
"What? Mark lunch rush just started, I don't want to take all those tables of yours and my own".
"Come on Steven. I really need your help. I mean I really, really need your help. I have got to go".
'Whoa, Mark you sound like you've seen a ghost man, whats wrong"?
"I can't really say if anything is wrong but I got to leave just in case".
Steven sighs. "I can't help you Mark".
"Oh Steven come on. I saved your life remember"?
"Okay, for one I almost got mugged, not murdered".
"Yeah, but things could have escalated if I didn't beat that guy".
"Mark the guy was already starting to shove my money in his pockets and run away. He didn't even have a weapon and if I recall correctly he beat the shit out of you".
"Okay, fine. But I really need you to help me okay".
Stevens pauses for a moment. "Fine Mark, I'll cover for you, but only this one time".
"Thanks mate, I owe you one".
Mark heads to the front door and heads for his car. He unlocks his car and gets in and starts it and starts to back up, he sees in his mirror something that makes him almost jump out of his skin. It the man from the restaurant. The man grabs Marks left shoulder before he can get out of the car and prepares to speak.
"My name is Michael Davenport and I need you to help me".

To Be Continued...

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