Uploaded on Feb 13, 2011
d.bryan - passion
Bryan is ranked number one so he's first. He steps up to the podium and has thirty seconds to talk about "passion." Wow... he tanked on that. Striker interrupted him and Bryan barely had time to say "I love England
w.barrett - blasé
Barrett says there's nothing blasé about him unlike the rest of the rookies. Barrett says he's the best and he proves it week in and week out. Barrett cut a great promo here saying he's the next success story in WWE
j. gabriel - flowers
Gabriel introduces himself and says a lot of flowers grow in South Africa. Gabriel says he's not a big fan but he likes the rose. The crowd starts booing him and he can't even find the words to finish
h. slater - cereal Slater talks about Captain Crunch, Fruity Pebbles, and Cocoa Pebbles. Slater says he doesn't eat cereal because his body can't take it. Slater finishes by asking what kind of topic "cereal" is.
d. otunga - sleep
Otunga says he doesn't get much of it because he's always trying to stay one step ahead of the other rookies. Once he wins the competition he can sleep a little more.
s. sheffield - rainbows
Sheffield doesn't speak on it for one second. Instead he rips off Steve Austin (as if he hasn't done that enough already) by asking the crowd if they want some "pep in their step" to give him a "yup, yup, yup." I really thought he was going to say "hell yeah." That didn't impress me (not that anyone besides Barrett has) but the crowd liked it
m. tarver - itchy
The crowd chants something at him (I think "Who are you") and he doesn't speak. He walks away from the podium and lets the time expire
d. young - toothpaste
Young says that's something a lot of people in England don't use. He asks if that's PG. If there's a place he'd rather not be its right here. Michael Tarver rips the microphone out of his hand and says if he had anything to say he'd say it. Tarver says the crowd doesn't deserve it.
sheffield - bubble gum Sheffield goes off topic and says he won the keg carrying contest and the crowd boos. Sheffield says he doesn't chew bubble gum and that's that. Yikes...
barrett - wind Barrett says if Sheffield had anything other than rocks for brains he'd talk about the topic. Barrett talks about the wind of change coming through the WWE and its him. Barrett says he'll be the first ever English WWE Champion. The crowd loved it and he wins. He was legitimately the best out of the garbage topics given out. Barrett will get his own entrance music next week
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