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Uploaded by on Jan 16, 2012

Shit Scientists Say

A parody of Shit Girls Say: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u-yLGIH7W9Y

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Francie Diep
Emily Elert
Rose Eveleth
Mary Beth Griggs
Mara Grunbaum
Ferris Jabr
Douglas Main

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  • in conclusion, more research is required...

  • A parody, you say? I hear these every day. My PI excused himself to 'do some grant writing' during a conference. We found him at the condo watching UFC wrestling.

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  • Has a research paper EVER been written without the words "more research is needed" in regards to some area of the problem? It's kind of a necessary component of scientific inquiry..

  • LOL LOL

  • I need chloroform? This should be "Things That Casey Anthony Says"

  • @HappyProletariat

    Illumina software. Agilent licenses. Affy array noise levels. The goddamned glass-front standing -20C freezers we've had to replace most of. Dell motherboards that keep deteriorating. Brady printers with 2mm imprecision when cramming text and barcodes onto 10mm labels.

    Everything sucks. x)

  • "Have you tried jack knifing your data and doing an arcsine transformation." It's a big pissing contest with the statisticians

  • Roaster trend at 0:11

  • Love the mustard on the cell culture - seriously, where are my samples! One of the most heard sentence in lab, I am sure!

  • haha I study dirt.. (with a look of depression) lol...I get to play with dirt for 4hrs tomorrow in my soils lab so i feel ya.

  • there's a fucking finger print on my microscopy slide ! 

  • where's my DNA sample?

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