Shit Scientists Say
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Has a research paper EVER been written without the words "more research is needed" in regards to some area of the problem? It's kind of a necessary component of scientific inquiry..
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LOL LOL
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I need chloroform? This should be "Things That Casey Anthony Says"
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Illumina software. Agilent licenses. Affy array noise levels. The goddamned glass-front standing -20C freezers we've had to replace most of. Dell motherboards that keep deteriorating. Brady printers with 2mm imprecision when cramming text and barcodes onto 10mm labels.
Everything sucks. x)
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"Have you tried jack knifing your data and doing an arcsine transformation." It's a big pissing contest with the statisticians
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Roaster trend at 0:11
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Love the mustard on the cell culture - seriously, where are my samples! One of the most heard sentence in lab, I am sure!
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haha I study dirt.. (with a look of depression) lol...I get to play with dirt for 4hrs tomorrow in my soils lab so i feel ya.
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there's a fucking finger print on my microscopy slide !
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where's my DNA sample?
in conclusion, more research is required...
charisseiscool 1 month ago 56
A parody, you say? I hear these every day. My PI excused himself to 'do some grant writing' during a conference. We found him at the condo watching UFC wrestling.
GrumpyMrGruff 1 month ago 26