Stuff that Siri says (clean including long story)

The apple iPhone 4S Siri assistant says a number of funny things and I've tried to capture a few of them here including a rather long response to tell me a story that goes: Once upon a time, in a virtual galaxy far far away, there was a young, quite intelligent agent by the name of Siri.
One beautiful day, when the air was pink and all the trees were red, her friend Eliza said, "Siri, you're so intelligent, and so Helpful - you should go work for Apple as a personal assistant."
So She did. And they all lived happily ever after.

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• Apple
• iPhone
• 4S
• Siri
• Story
• Joke
• Responses
• Funny
• Stuff
• Shit
• Eliza
• Personal
• Assistant
• intelligent
• AI

[museman98]

@trezaei

hey mate! ive been watching your channel all day. and must say that you deserve 10,000 times the views you have. Your videos are clear, interesting, enjoyable and displayed in HD. there is nothing more o could possibly ask for from a youtube account.

Orson,

PS could you try searching a p0rn website, i would like to see if it restricts you or what!?

[trezaei]

@museman98 Thanks man. Appreciate it. I'm trying to stay on topic as much as possible. 

[trezaei]

@museman98 Oh and it doesn't respond to porn in any different way than normal stuff. But if you do say: "Show me your tits" it'll find you local strip clubs. Which I find hilarious.

[MdArKnEsS4]

i told siri fuck u and my iphone hasnt turned on since

[dragonballma]

2 iphones walk in to a bar i forget the rest

[hadynk90]

My iPhone told me "All you need is love, and your iPhone" when i told it i loved it lol

[free2saywhatever]

Dude, you need to check your mail!

[vality1]

siri talk like a dumb robot

[ncsoupHD]

it starts at 2:10

[ncsoupHD]

2:10



[ncsoupHD]

the long response actually starts at 2;10

[CramsieFilms]

I find it funny when you keep saying "Tell me a joke"

[markotaccari1996]

tell me a joke !!!