Van Wilder 2 poem

The poem Taj Balalandabad recites when Pip tries to catch him unaware.

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• van
• wilder
• poem
• led
• zepplin
• roxanne
• the
• police
• greenday
• time
• of
• your
• life
• american
• idiot

[RadicalDickhead]

Oh god...English poetry at its finest!

[Oriente7]

why is this not more popular?

[catso400]

ok let me try. Led Zepplin, rolling stones, the police, beatles, rolling stones again, cream,bob dylan, cheap trick, sly and the family stone, and green day twice. did I get them all?

[qwertyuiop153486]

@zoooooba Good riddance by green day you mean

[stusiya]

badalandabad?!banladabad?!bada­dalabadad?!

never mind...he rocks!!!!!

[rhn94]

wow .. he loves green day :P ..

[SepiaSS]

turn on the red light roxanne or i'll have my 19th Nervous Breakdown for real...It's the real thing ...It's better than the real thing...I really want you all to want me...I really want to take all of you higher...Trust me...Do i look like an american idiot...Do you?...No...Which is why i wish you all the time of your life!

[SepiaSS]

Or listening on the radio...Or even when she's pleading with roxanne to turn on the red light...Damned roxanne! turn on the red light! Or Maxwell's Silver Hammer will come smashing down upon your head...Turn on that red

light... You're bitch roxanne or we will be all in a big white house with black curtains at the station... Or would you rather live along the watchtower, no...Than

[SepiaSS]

There's a lady who is sure, that all the glitters is gold because she's buying a stairway in Hampstead...Now...She can't get no satisfation...oh, no,no,no... She can't get no satisfation...Not at all...Even if when she's driving in her smart-car...

[TheSchimmi]

Kal Pen FTW!

[xzcharles]

SHASUASHaUSHASU

led zeppelin SHAsuAHSuashS

classic

[SeanKing121]

There was a lot more he could've tagged. AKA - Higher, Creed, Rolling Stones, Satisfaction, and muchos more